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nungate | 19:00 Sat 27th Jul 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Merry Christmas all members of AB's Mad over fifties!
Tonight is the "Christmas in July" Ball! For tonight's festivities we have opened the Ballroom it is festooned in fairy lights and evergreens, The Minstrels have been practising Carols all week and are down in the vestibule waiting to serenade club members as they draw up in the sleighs (don't ask how we managed snow in July - it wasn't easy)
Tonight's tailcock (in keeping with the Pantomime fancy dress theme) is the Principal Boy - an intriguing mix. On the hot plate we have a traditional Christmas dinner, turkey or goose and all the usual trimmings, on the pudding trolley of course there is Christmas pudding and Sherry Trifle, and of course our world famous volly vonts and canopies. As a special treat we have booked local mobile disco "Sounds of Music" to provide the music for dancing. Later on there will be eggnog and Christmas cookies by the roaring fire in the Great Hall, and carol singing around the tree led by the Tower's Minstrels, there is a fair chance of Santa popping in with some pressies! If we can get the snow to last there are plans for a snowman building competition (carrots, scarves, hats and coal will be provided)
Igor has polished his chains to perfection and he will be joined by his new minion Frank (who has just acquired his very first chain)
As always, the hot tub is bubbling away on the North Tower (mini bar has be replenished) the indoor swimming pool is ready for use (cossies in the changing rooms for guests who require them) We may or may not have fireworks to round off our evening, it depends on the weather.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Sleighs at midnight
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When I get Lou her shots Mum is taking her on Tony. So I will only have 2 Henry was an 'accident'

Yes Tony that is me with my bandit Kozza
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ooh, do I hear the sound of sleigh bells?

Shall we foregather in the Great Hall by the fire with our eggnog?
Excuse my chuckles. VERY private joke.
I do beleive you are right Madame, I shall go check. Frank please ask our guests to join Madame in the Great Hall
Baron Hardup Igor !, I don't think so, not with those suits.

Yes nungate, Dick Whittintons cat usually is black and white isn't it.
Molly c'mere I have a job for you .....
Oo I do love a man with a beard
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enjoy Santa's on his way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o45DZzfe2LU
Henry was an accident ?. Kozza ?.
I saw nunny kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe tonight
giggles
It's no good. I shall have to retire.
Thank you for a lovely Christmas party and please tell Santa I have been a good girl this year ( well, so far anyway)
the rider is called Kozza, Tony. Kozza Smith - he is AMAZEBALLS!
Molly?
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We thought we had enough cats until Queenie's colleague's cat had another litter of kittens - of course she had to have one! So she snuck him in under her Dad's radar! Now I have known this man for more than 30 years and in all that time I have seldom heard him swear - until queenie phoned him at work to tell him about Henry - he asked for me and he said to me Is she ******g MAD? I calmed him down (eventually) and later we found out the kitten was also riddled with fleas! He spent his first night alone in the bathroom! Next morning straight to vet
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Molly is my avatar cat Daisy - a grand (grumpy) old lady of some 13 years
but...he was a play mate !for Max coz nobody wanted to play with the poor mite - least it worked. Thick as thieves that pair not to mention both total Mummy's boys
OK Chubb, they're all in there in you go

Look everyone, see who has just arrived from the North Pole
LOL, poor Henry.
Well you look happy enough with Kozza, queenie.
that was funny when we found the fleas........stripped in the middle of the living room!!! epic!!
Ho, Ho Ho Merry July Christmas Everyone! Have you all been good boys and girls since my last visit? Ho Ho Ho!

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