Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening a welcome to all members of the Mad Over Fifties club. we have a packed programme of events for tonight. The Minstrels are in the gallery warming up for their usual round of madrigals and toccatas and in the ballroom our favourite local band the Tone Deafs are warming up for an evening of sixties covers! Our tailcock this evening is the "Tiny Teddy" named for the newest member of our family Teddy the kitten! Tonight's hot plate special is Bangers and mash with onion gravy, and on tonight's pudding trolley we have strawberry tarts with Chantilly cream (Queenie was busy making the cream before she scooted off to the speedway) For your further entertainment in the vestibule we have Dr Zonko and Hilda (his beautiful assistant) with amazing magic tricks and lion taming!
The hot tub is on the north tower bubbling away the mini bar has been replenished (thank you Igor) The bungee still has plenty of bounce in it!
Both swimming pools are ready for members use (cosies are available in the changing rooms), the rowing boats are lined up on the shores of the lake, and the race track has been re-laid and the cars revved ready to use.
The gardens are looking splendid and the barbecue down on the beach are all set the arrival of our members.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

G'night, DT.

[Mammar]

So pleased to see you are female Jeza.
For one horrible moment there I thought you might be male and have Kyle as a surname.

[nungate]

That you off then DT? Take care, sleep well
Buenas noches

[DaisyNonna]

Chocolate cupboard? My grandmother used to work for Cadbury's in Bourneville. Never got laid off in hot weather as she always had cold hands. Something I have inherited.

[nungate]

Sounds like the perfect job for Queenie, she always has cold hands!

[Spoonboy]

Please clarify for me: who is doing the lion taming, Dr Zonko or his beautiful assistant?

[nungate]

Time for the rofl. Everyone have their tickets?

[tonyav]

They used to have good jobs there, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, 3,2,1,Go!

[tonyav]

Tony searches his pockets.

[Igor61]

That would have been Dr. Zonko, but in light of other happeningss at the Towers this evening that part of the show has been postponed. I think if Madame sees another cat she might flip. Though a course in lion taming might be just the ticket!

[tonyav]

Rev rev rev, vroom vroom vroom.

[Mammar]

Well, having seen Hilda disappear I think I'll follow suit.
Thanks for the delicious bangers and the booze Nungate and pass on my best to the others.
(If you can fix it for me to get my measuring tape back, I'd be much obliged)
Nite all x. X x

[Spoonboy]

Maybe the cats are here to see the lion being tamed Igor!!

[DaisyNonna]

Wow! This is breathtaking.... Amazing... Ooooh!

[nungate]

I'll see what I can do Mammar. Good Night!


Rightyho then
Tonight's winning number is: Gold


and the winning colours are:


10
4
38
16
5


Prizes can be collected upon receipt of the winning ticket from Belle in the vestibule ..................Oooh Look, Mammar has got her tape back!!

[tonyav]

G'night Mammar.

[Igor61]

Mmmm that's food for thought, but if they saw how lions behave I doubt whether Madame would ever be able to rein them in!

[tonyav]

Daisy your going to fast into the bends, be careful !.

[DaisyNonna]

Please keep your attention on the track Tony.