Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening a welcome to all members of the Mad Over Fifties club. we have a packed programme of events for tonight. The Minstrels are in the gallery warming up for their usual round of madrigals and toccatas and in the ballroom our favourite local band the Tone Deafs are warming up for an evening of sixties covers! Our tailcock this evening is the "Tiny Teddy" named for the newest member of our family Teddy the kitten! Tonight's hot plate special is Bangers and mash with onion gravy, and on tonight's pudding trolley we have strawberry tarts with Chantilly cream (Queenie was busy making the cream before she scooted off to the speedway) For your further entertainment in the vestibule we have Dr Zonko and Hilda (his beautiful assistant) with amazing magic tricks and lion taming!
The hot tub is on the north tower bubbling away the mini bar has been replenished (thank you Igor) The bungee still has plenty of bounce in it!
Both swimming pools are ready for members use (cosies are available in the changing rooms), the rowing boats are lined up on the shores of the lake, and the race track has been re-laid and the cars revved ready to use.
The gardens are looking splendid and the barbecue down on the beach are all set the arrival of our members.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

Carriages at midnight

[Spoonboy]

That Igor, or they are looking to catch a few feline tips!

[nungate]

Igor, better send young Frank for Nanny and her first aid box, she might be needed down at the race track

[DaisyNonna]

Thought you were going to drive. Haven't driven for years. Then I had to double de-clutch. Wheee!

[tonyav]

Daisy for gawds sake slow down a bit when you go into the corners Tony turns White.

[DaisyNonna]

Why?

[tonyav]

We'll hit the wall, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

No way! [yanks wheel] Did you check the petrol gauge? We seem to be slowing.

[nungate]

Frank, nip down to the race track and tell Plant to check the petrol gauges on the cars please .....

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, are you OK? You look a bit green around the gills. That was fun. Can we do it again another week?

[tonyav]

No Daisy, thats c'us I've got my foot on the brake pedal !.

G'night all, thanks for a lovely evening as usual nungate. x

[tonyav]

Gawd, that Daisy gal is one hell of a driver.

Of course Daisy.

[Spoonboy]

Night, night everyone. I have to feed my hungry vegetarian lion a couple of vegetarians...

...that's if I can catch the blighters!

[nungate]

You off then too Tony?

Well good night then, wish it was bedtime for kitties too, this kitten seems to be nocturnal - he's slept all day!

[DaisyNonna]

Oh dear. Why do I frighten off all the men in my life? Thought he was my friend. Not even a Sunday.

[nungate]

Night to you too Spoony, until next time ... I'm having lion taming lessons in the morning!

[nungate]

I doubt it's you Daisy, obviously not built for speed like you - you can take it.
Daisy the Speed Queen of Nungate Towers! We'll have to have you immortalised as that ---- portrait? statue? Need to ponder that

[DaisyNonna]

Noooo! Just a piece of music from Tony.

[nungate]

A girl of simple tastes. What do you fancy this evening then?

[DaisyNonna]

Tell me on a Sunday, please.

[nungate]

I like that one too Daisy. Did you ever see the show? I saw with Marti Webb in Edinburgh years and years ago - it was in tandem with the dance show with Wayne Sleep the title of which I can't remember!