Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad over Fifties Club.
Our tailcock tonight, a cheeky little latin number, will be the "Strictly Cha Cha Cha" a tribute to the latest series of Strictly Come Dancing. The hot plate special tonight a warming chicken casserole (well the temperatures have dropped) and on the pudding trolley we have a delicious creamy rice pudding, accompanied by a fruit compote. As always there is a varied selection of volley vonts and canopies
Up in the gallery the Minstrels are warming up, ready to give us their usual madrigals and toccattas, later on they have promised us a tribute to the greatest hits of AC/DC we might find ourselves well on the Highway to Hell this night!
For your further delight, performing in the ballroom will be local band the Tone Deafs playing some classics from the fifties. Also performing in the ballroom tonight, The great Marvo! Magician Extrordinaire! and is beautiful assistant Ethel.
On the north Tower the got tub is bubbling away, the mini bar as been refilled (yet again), the race track is open and the cars all revved up! The indoor swimming pool open (swimsuits are available) Members are encouraged to make full use of the facilities, the games room, and the library are all open for members (we have drained the outdoor pool) The bungee is ready for anyone wishing a "bounce" (just be mindful of the piranhas in the moat - they have been known to bite)
For the rofl tonight I offer:
A bag of tree clippings
tree loppers (busted)
Barometer (broken)
set of three paint tins (empty)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[nungate]

That's quite alright, Teddy is in there, I'm sure they will be kind to him. He is rather timid and nervous (who wouldn't be with Molly on his case!) I've had him beside me on the sofa most of today - he does love to snuggle in!

[tonyav]

Sometimes find some funny things in sheds Tony. You need to be more careful.


Yes I know Daisy, almost got savaged by four Brazil nuts earlier, only went to get the lawnmower out, savage little brats they are, almost fed them to the walnuts for that.

[DaisyNonna]

Perhaps you could remove one link for each, what should I call it? Misdemeanour, aberration?
This tailcock is delicious. Perhaps a canopy to cover it?

[nungate]

That's an excellent idea Daisy, we might try that! Though he does have a short chain!

[DaisyNonna]

Is that like a short fuse?
Some people have very little self control.
I don't think I have been introduced to BigMac. Could somebody do the honours?

[nungate]

Nothing to do with temperament Daisy only the length of his chain isn't very long - he was only given it a short time ago.

BigMac, may I present to you one of our most popular members, Daisynonna.

Daisy, may I present to you, BigMac while not a regular, he is an occasional member

[queenofmean]

drum roll ..............

this is an ode to Minty

Saunters slightly hic....in a blue hi... Sparkly (not thong, SHORTS) with matching Vest Top (also Sparkly) just because I really miss Minty

Evening all :)

[tonyav]

Hi ya queenie, I think that the lovely minty is on her hols at the moment. I like your outfit though.
will probably email you tomorrow, need a few details.

[DaisyNonna]

Delighted to meet you.
Tony, pistachios kind of creep up on you but beware the chili peanuts. They can be vicious.

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy, those chilli peanuts have always been trouble makers.

[queenofmean]

I know Tony but some nights mofc isn't the same without Minty and the Sparkly and Brenda (I hope it was Brenda) and things.
Aww ok no probs.....probably be wearing big white Kozza Smith Racing Hoodie :) LOL

[tonyav]

And I'll be wearing my Batman outfit, queenie lol.

[tonyav]

Gawd, that bloody Brenda woman as caused me some grief on more than one occasion !.

[nungate]

Queenie used to get those Graze boxes, and sometimes they had pistachios with black pepper - they were very good and since she didn't like them, guess who got them! yayy! me!

[queenofmean]

Really?

[nungate]

Tony, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you wear your underpants over your tights? I mean batman, really?

[DaisyNonna]

Didn't you were a fly by night Tony.
Hi Queenie. AOK?

[tonyav]

Ok, I get the message, I'll wear my Superman outfit instead then.

[DaisyNonna]

Knightrider?

[nungate]

again with the pants over the tights!!
How about The Flash? Green Lantern? Wolverine? Iron Man - now there's an outfit!