Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Welcome to tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club.
I trust everyone has battened down their respective hatches in readiness for the oncoming storm.
Tonight's entertainments will be as always the Minstrels in the gallery (with a candlestick, piece of rope and glitterball) In the ballroom we have engaged a tango ensemble who will play the music of the Argentine tango, and to demonstrate the dance, we have engaged the services of Muckleflugga's top tango duo Roberto McTavish and his partner the lovely Gladys Oglethorpe. We do hope we can send you all on a "trip" down "Argentine Way"
Our tailcock for this evening will be the Autumn Breeze, an interesting yet, potent brew. Also our hot plate special will be a delicious chicken and ham pie, creamy mash and a selection of veggies! On the pudding trolley
we are offering a treacle tart with lashings of cream. In the best MOFC tradition there will be the customary selection of volley vonts, canopies and other nibbles.
For the rofl I offer
An umbrella (broken spoke)
Avon catalogues (used and past order dates)
Queenie's favourite glass - broken, thank you Teddy
a set of matching anti macassars

Be sure to have your tickets ready at the appropriate time
Members can rest assured that if the storm arrives before close of the evening's proceedings, guest suites will be available in the west wing for any travellers unable to get home safely.
Otherwise, we have the hot tub bubbling and all set to go, the mini bar has been refilled. In light of the latest weather forecast the bungee will not be in use tonight (the piranhas in the moat can sleep safely) The games room is at members disposal as is the indoor pool and gymnasium (do try not to disturb Sir Cumference when you are down in the dungeons, he gets a bit grumpy if disturbed too much) Igor will be on hand to assist members with their outer garments and will hand them over to Frank for their concealment. Frank has been demoted from minion to assistant minion and has had his chains confiscated until he breaks his "unfortunate habit" He has also spent some time on the naughty step for his disobedience.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


carriages at midnight

[Igor61]

Oh dear, Madam is having problems with the submit key again. She may bow out for the evening and do yet another system restore.

[Igor61]

Good night Tony and Good luck!


Thanks Igor. N

[DaisyNonna]

Night Tony. Pleasant dreams.
Could you please play Trains and Boats and Planes for me?

[DaisyNonna]

Music still playing Igor. Sling your chains over your shoulder and let's have a quick tango down the corridor before I collect my household.

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy, I couldn't possibly got for a tango. For one I'm not supposed to dance with the members and it is very difficult to dance with this club foot
I sort of shuffle about and then there's me chains too heavy to sling over the shoulder. bows low I thank you for the invitation

[Igor61]

I shall assemble the staff Madame, to be ready when you retire

[DaisyNonna]

I saw you earlier!
Totsiens. Slaap lekker.
Eric, Malkin, Saucer, All points south. Home is where the heart is.
Bye!

[Igor61]

Nungate.
I think I shall retire to my chambers and restore my laptop or something, Igor.
Do you think you can managed on your own the carriages are waiting at the front door

[Igor61]

N.
Good night Daisy, I don't know what is the problem with my laptop, it only happens when I try to submit an answer on AB.
See you in the funny papers then Take care.

Good night Madame Daisy, I hope to see you again next week

[DaisyNonna]

Au revoir. Faites des beaux reves.

[nungate]

sorted. Good night again Daisy