Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks
A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals
Good evening your nungateship, very good news that about Igor, hope he can manage to drop in later.
A bucket of the Sangria special for me please, Plant.
For the roffle I have with me one throttle pedal suitable for all Saab 9-3's 2002- 2012 and also suitable for all Vauxhall Vectra's 2002 onwards ( now surplus to requirements ) Also one drivers side inner rear light unit suitable for a 55 reg Saab convertible ( also now surplus to requirements ).
It is with a heart laden with sorrow, My Lady, that I must decline your most welcome invitation to attend this sumptuous affair. I must disabuse the little lady of the house of the notion that three of the afternoon is not truly an efficacious time of day for procuring one's groceries.
Good evening nungate, glad to hear Igor is recovering. I'll have a bucket of what Tony's having please.
For the rofle I bring 6 Turkish delight (nobody likes them)
basket of clothes pegs
and 4 empty lighters
Stewey, I must ask. Are you actually old enough to be joining the MOFC?
You always struck me as more on the "youthful" side, not that we discriminate against those younger than the rest of us. You are most welcome to join us, I am rather proud of our facilities for club members, though the club must not really be used as an excuse to get out of Saturday afternoon shopping - be like me, have it delivered! I loathe shopping!
a case of hives
five wasp stings
1/4 tube of hydrocortisone, 1%
one rake no teeth
2 tons of leaves.
1/4 can of gasoline the rest used to toast some wasps
1/4 pound burger of minced wasps
1 waspie without stays
3 spent matches
1/8th can of diesel
10 toothpicks
and a pair of tweezers missing an arm