Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
true I could, they haven't wanted to do that for a while, but I just remembered I have the Diabetic clinic in 2 weeks and I think its my annual (usually involves needles) I must see if Val is there otherwise they are up a gumtree with a Koala...named Dee if they think they are getting any off me!
She will need a considerably larger box Lady J., besides I can count on one hand (with fingers left over) the number of people who can actually get the wee devil to part with the red stuff! The phlebotomist at our surgery thinks it's easier to get some from a stone!
Yes nun, if I stand up in it. Might tickle though.
Tony, best of luck, do let us know what you make. So important to be creative. tell that to Villa tomorrow
I hesitate to ask what a tailcock is, methinks I should google it first, and yes and no, I'm 100% born and bred in England (never set foot in Scotland or Wales), but if I told you my middle name is G-G-G-G-Granville, that might be a clue to where my username hails from.