Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[Magyar]

Mmm, this tailcock's not too bad, I may help myself to another if nobody has any objections.

[lady-janine]

nuns can't we have another one this year? please, pretty please.
he's behind you.

[tonyav]

Psssst Igor, I'll put a good word in for you if you like.

[Igor61]

my full name is Igor Alexandrovich Yakupov Jones

[DaisyNonna]

Meant to suggest panto roles.

[nungate]

Well, if there's a consensus of opinion for a panto role themed ball again, let's go with it ....

[lady-janine]

oh dear.

[lady-janine]

thank you nuns. thank you, thank you.

[tonyav]

Ah, you have an head start then Igor, you have some Welsh blood in you I see.

[Igor61]

I have my doubts as to a Welsh connection Tony sir, it was probably put in there as a means of concealing identities....

[lady-janine]

think i will have to go now. looking forward to hearing from you.

have had problems for quite a while with that email. i kept writing messages and sending them only to find out days later they had not been sent. throw away one seems to be much better.

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, I see, Igor. Tony tests Igor Igor do you like sheep ?.

[lady-janine]

i forgot xx to all.

[tonyav]

Good night then lj, sleep well.

[queenofmean]

I do Tony....no idea why though :/

[nungate]

That's the girl Lady J. don't let the turkeys get you down (or emails)
Good night

[DaisyNonna]

Slaap lekker LJ. Will try to email tomorrow.

[Igor61]

Sheep? Oh those things that look like clouds with legs? Not too keen on them

[queenofmean]

Igor, you disappoint me!

[tonyav]

Good night, Daisy.


Ah right then Igor, definitely no Welsh blood in you then