Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[lady-janine]

igor you are a darling. (pssst what is a thig?) i am pleased to have one anyway, especially as it is from you.

[DaisyNonna]

Always delighted to hear from you nun.
May I contact you lj ? Feeling lonely is enervating I know.

[tonyav]

Evening DT and lj. lj are you saying that for the time being to email you on your throw away addy ?.

Daisy, a blood fountain ?.

[nungate]

Talking of jabs Queenie, did I mention I had a flu jab on Thursday?

[queenofmean]

I meant to ask if you had had it and I forgot....,I think I'm getting what grandmas got ;)

[nungate]

Blood fountain Tony? You have no idea the images that conjures up - but then I'm on the weird side of twisted, just ask Queenie

[lady-janine]

of course you may daisy. i would be delighted.

yes please tony and pass it around to those what should know.

[queenofmean]

I....oh lord....blood no

[DTCwordfan]

nungate, not sure who you were asking back there, if me - you don't have to ask. Lady J - so we use the dummy address....? Queenie - I forgot what I had forgotten to mention to you....

[tonyav]

Speedway.....in December.....Tony are you trying to have me killed lol good job I have had 2 pneumonia jabs and flu


Has the season finished then, Queenie ?.

Will do, lj.

[lady-janine]

sorry got to go for a while. washing up, etc. back as soon as i can. mwah to you all.

[nungate]

Oh I forgot. Little Miss Squeamish is unnerved by blood, could we all please refrain from talking of it..... (LMS = Queenie)

[tonyav]

DT, I thought I could help you but I forgot to remember.

[queenofmean]

Yeah it finished in October Tony.... We have signed a rider already and it's not my boy!!!

Evening DT not to worry I don't mind :/ I'm just floating between here and my book this evening

[tonyav]

nungate
Question Author
Oh I forgot. Little Miss Squeamish is unnerved by blood,


So am I, nungate, especially if it's mine.

[DTCwordfan]

Shurrculated to all concerned, Presidents and Monarchs included, Lady J

[tonyav]

Who have they signed then, Queenie and where from ?.

[DaisyNonna]

Nurse extracted blood, put cotton wool pad in crook of elbow, I kept my arm tightly bent whilst she found one of those cute little round plasters. She removed the cotton wool and whoosh! After cleaning up decided to go Christmas shopping. Complete disaster. No one seems to sell what I want. Back to internet shopping and may risk a train trip to Brighton next week. Not been for many years so no idea what shops are there now.

[Igor61]

Can I get anyone anything? You know the band is playing lovely tunes down in the ballroom?

[queenofmean]

David Bellego - he is our own