Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals
nungate, not sure who you were asking back there, if me - you don't have to ask. Lady J - so we use the dummy address....? Queenie - I forgot what I had forgotten to mention to you....
Nurse extracted blood, put cotton wool pad in crook of elbow, I kept my arm tightly bent whilst she found one of those cute little round plasters. She removed the cotton wool and whoosh! After cleaning up decided to go Christmas shopping. Complete disaster. No one seems to sell what I want. Back to internet shopping and may risk a train trip to Brighton next week. Not been for many years so no idea what shops are there now.