Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

OOPs sorry! Wrote last post before I saw that. Apologies Queenie.

[nungate]

You should maybe ask Jogger Jayne for suggestions on where to shop in Brighton - though if you are looking for chocolate try Choccywoccydoodah
there's even have a tv series about that shop

[tonyav]

Good luck to David next season then, Queenie.
Yes Daisy, a blood fountain ! , are you after something rare and exotic then Daisy seeing as your considering a trip to Brighton ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Queenie better be careful if she comes down here then.

We have this imbibing institution in Hayle: http://www.viewsofcornwall.com/photo/512.jpg

[DaisyNonna]

No, just some things that are interesting.

[tonyav]

Choccywoccydoodah !, nungate do they have a web site.

[queenofmean]

Its ok Daisy, I didn't read it.

Thanks Tony :) I won't settle until I know where Kozza is going

[DTCwordfan]

You can buy Chocolate dog poo cakes in Bristol, Tony - I am putting this database together of the UK small businesses and home pro cake makers. Hence, how I know.

[tonyav]

Right then, Daisy.

DT, great name for a pub, it would go down well around my neck of the woods it would match the spit and sawdust !.

[nungate]

She wouldn't even look at my arm when the nurse tried (and failed) to get blood from me. Best time ever, I fell on holiday years ago, and she and her dad were with me when I got stitched up. I was to have stitches taken out when I got back, anyway, we trot along to the surgery and she, (all bravado) I'll come and hold your hand mum - we got there, dressing off, nurse approaches with necessary tools, takes one look at her face it's as white as the wall (nothing had even happened at this point) and tell her to Get out! Such a brave girl (not) but her heart was in the right place, wanting to come and support me, but I think it was brave of her to even try to be there.

[DaisyNonna]

Excellent Queenie!
Not a choccy loving family.
Looking for anything unusual.

[tonyav]

Interesting cakes !, DT. lol.

No word about Kozza then, Queenie.

[nungate]

Not a Scooby as to a web site for that shop - have you seen the TV programme?

[queenofmean]

I think its the whole blood thing that makes me faint!

[queenofmean]

Sadly not at the moment. There is a rumour that he is going to Redcar - over my dead body! Don't think he would be very popular at the track if he does

[tonyav]

have you seen the TV programme?

No, nungate, never heard of it, gotta be worth a google though.

[DTCwordfan]

http://evilcakehead.com/2013/08/17/bristol-stool-sample-cake/

You have been warned.

[nungate]

I think I might pass on that DT

[tonyav]

Does the speedway club get a transfer fee, Queenie. like football clubs.

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.choccywoccydoodah.com/