Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to the Annual Mad Over Fifties Club Christmas Ball
Nungate Towers is bedecked with Fairy Lights, the fires are lit in the hearths, tables are groaning with food and drinks! All that is missing is our members!
For our feast tonight Scoff the Chef has excelled himself! Roast Beef, Roast Turkey, Roast Pork and a haunch of Venison, will all the trimmings.
On the pudding trolley our patissier has also excelled himself! Opera Cake, Sherry Trifle, Ice Cream Sundaes, Christmas Pudding and Tiramisu (with a festive twist!) Of course there will be an even larger selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers not to mention a plethora of other festive nibbles!
Our Tailcock for this evening is Merry Mistletoe, and just for tonight the Tapster has brewed a special Christmas Ball Ale, and has a delicious mulled wine punch
Playing in the ballroom is the Muckleflugga and District Concert Orchestra, famous throughout two counties! Also playing in the Great Hall is DJ 49 for those wishing to throw some shapes! Down in the Entry Hall, the Minstrels will be joined by our local Choir for some Christmas Carol singing around the Christmas tree.
Igor has polished his "special" chains they sparkle just like the fairy lights!
Sir Cumference has donned his white tie and tails and will be joining in the
fun in the ballroom.
As tonight is a special night there won't be a rofl, but everyone will be leaving with a party bag! Who knows, maybe even a visit from Santa himself!
So come along and join in the fun, a warm welcome awaits all who enter these portals tonight.

carriages at midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Sloopy, you are a Pasha!
Igor, another bucket if you please.
Did I tell you how shiny your chains are? Very festive.

[nungate]

I feel an affinity with her Tony. I had the Handel's "Entry of the Queen of Sheba" as the music for my entry to the church when I married Mr Nungate
you know....

[tonyav]

Evening, Steve.

[DTCwordfan]

Surely not, tony................

http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/gertler-queen-of-sheba-t00605

[nungate]

Hello there, Steve boy, haven't seen you around here in a while, nice to see you again. Will you partake of a tailcock of two?

[tonyav]

Did you nungate, I must check that piece out on YouTube.

Got to say though, I thought my mom always said that she was the Queen of Sheba, Yeah right, Tony and if it wasn't you then I'm the Queen of Sheba lol.

[DTCwordfan]

But then there is this:

http://houseofgold.blog.com/2012/08/23/why-hatshepsut-can-be-the-queen-of-sheba/

so take your pick...

[nungate]

that particular phrase is straight out of the "Mum's Manual" you know Tony

[tonyav]

Blimey, she's a big gal, DT.

[lady-janine]

just what am i supposed to say to that remark DTC? have you been at the tailcock?

[DaisyNonna]

Evening Steve. I don't think we have been introduced. I am, tonight, Jadis.

[tonyav]

that particular phrase is straight out of the "Mum's Manual" you know Tony

Yes I know nungate, also used sometimes by wives as well !.

Mmmmmm, 1st or 2nd, choices choices.

[Igor61]

Madame has sent me with a selection of drinks for you Steve, Sir

[nungate]

I rather like Hatshepsut, quite a gal in all truth,

[Psybbo]

Daisy, the White Witch, weave your magic

[DTCwordfan]

So when does the fling begin......nothing like a good bit of reeling, though this tailcock may also do that!

[nungate]

I seldom have to use that particular phrase with Mr Nungate (he's very well trained!)