Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to the Annual Mad Over Fifties Club Christmas Ball
Nungate Towers is bedecked with Fairy Lights, the fires are lit in the hearths, tables are groaning with food and drinks! All that is missing is our members!
For our feast tonight Scoff the Chef has excelled himself! Roast Beef, Roast Turkey, Roast Pork and a haunch of Venison, will all the trimmings.
On the pudding trolley our patissier has also excelled himself! Opera Cake, Sherry Trifle, Ice Cream Sundaes, Christmas Pudding and Tiramisu (with a festive twist!) Of course there will be an even larger selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers not to mention a plethora of other festive nibbles!
Our Tailcock for this evening is Merry Mistletoe, and just for tonight the Tapster has brewed a special Christmas Ball Ale, and has a delicious mulled wine punch
Playing in the ballroom is the Muckleflugga and District Concert Orchestra, famous throughout two counties! Also playing in the Great Hall is DJ 49 for those wishing to throw some shapes! Down in the Entry Hall, the Minstrels will be joined by our local Choir for some Christmas Carol singing around the Christmas tree.
Igor has polished his "special" chains they sparkle just like the fairy lights!
Sir Cumference has donned his white tie and tails and will be joining in the
fun in the ballroom.
As tonight is a special night there won't be a rofl, but everyone will be leaving with a party bag! Who knows, maybe even a visit from Santa himself!
So come along and join in the fun, a warm welcome awaits all who enter these portals tonight.

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Igor, I'm sure Frank as had time to reflect on his misdemeanour's and will pull his socks up and become the minion he is obversely born to be.

[humbersloop]

Jack Sparrow - wooo hooo!!

oops, sorry, I'll get a mop

[tonyav]

Righto then, Jack Sparrow it is then, back in a bit. Tony searches for his cutlass.

[DaisyNonna]

What fun, Captain! Shiver me Timbers!
Your sparkles are scintillating nungate.

[stewey]

These absolutely marvelously sounding cotillions quite annoyingly always seem to occur when I have a rather more important engagement listed within my social calendar. It is so dreadfully annoying of you people, and I suppose that I shall have to disabuse you of the notion of not, in any fashion, attempting to accommodate me…Oh, by the way, I aint comin’ as I’ll be slip sliding away across the field: Cheers:)

[nungate]

That's the look I was aiming for Daisy

[DTCwordfan]

"Jack Sparrow and the Knackered Caribbean Saab"

[nungate]

Tread carefully in your traverse of the field ......

[tonyav]

Ah but it be the Back Juke now, me hearty's. Hang on no wonder I can't find my cutlass, scoff is carving the turkey with it !, oh well never mind I've still got me flintlock.
Must say that Daisy, nungate and Psybbo all look terrific.hippy chick get yer self a costume sorted out.

[humbersloop]

dunno dt, but if he tries throwing any shapes with that cutlass in the wrong place it could be tears before bedtime

[lady-janine]

hi everyone.

you haven't opened your chrissey present yet have stewey?

[tonyav]

Hi stewey, have a jug for me over on the other side of the field.

[tonyav]

No worries on that score, hippy chick, scoff's nicked it !.

Good evening Lady Janine.

[Psybbo]

Hi Lady-j are you coming in your habit, I suppose I could have worded that better

[DaisyNonna]

Stewey, carriages not until midnight. We could do with someone upside down!

[DTCwordfan]

Evening Lady J.....

sloopy/nungate - surely he's not cutting the Christmas cake with that antique Gilette razor-blade; it is sooooo rusty......

[stewey]

I will; I haven't; and I will. I'm orf now.

[nungate]

Evening Lady J, I hope you are well.

Once Scoff has finished with the cutlass it will be handed over to Belle for safe keeping until the end of the ball ..... when it will be returned

[humbersloop]

I wasn't expecting fancy dress, would it do if I pull my sou'wester right down and pretend to be Barbarossa?

only I might bump into things

[DTCwordfan]

nice slip of the tongue, Psybbs, lol......