Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

I'm having a lot of computer trouble, tonight I am working on it. Have asked Daisy if she can act as host - very very short notice. Please be patient we'll get the club going as soon as we can - I'm hoping Igor can help

thanks
Nungate

[tonyav]

Pig sty !, it's all right for some I landed in the hen house.

[DaisyNonna]

No bill. William has not been a family name for many years.
Look what I have for the rifle!
Laverbread, cockles and dry cured bacon.
If you have a mobile phone please remove it before handing your outer garments to Saucer.

[nungate]

Thank you Daisy, I think I would like a nice warm shower, I have a few things in my reticule I should manage quite nicely if you would be so kind as to provide the hot water .... yes I think I could do with a drink, Igor would you be so kind as to assist Madame Daisy?

[Igor61]

of course Madame, I shall be delighted to assist.

[DaisyNonna]

Granny Grimbo will show you the way, nungate. Anything you need just ask Err, just shout. Poor dear is slightly deaf.
Tony! Why are you clutching an egg? Did you bring breakfast?

[tonyav]

If you have a mobile phone please remove it before handing your outer garments to Saucer.

Doh, I knew something was wrong, I gave Saucer my under garments. where can I keep my mobile phone now.

[tonyav]

Daisy, that cockerel of yours is one hell of a tough guy, he wanted a fight he thought I was after his gals !.

[DaisyNonna]

He was only defending his own Tony. May I offer you a drink or something to eat?
Igor is here to help Marguerite, between them they should cope. How good is your French Igor? Marguerite is not fully fluent in English. What is your first language Igor?

[tonyav]

Yes, I'll have my usual bucket of what ever tailcock is available please, also a platter of delicious welsh rarebit would be nice don't want anything containing eggs though, I don't like the way that cockerel of yours is looking at me !.

[Igor61]

I'm none too sure of my origins Madame Daisy but I have a smattering of a few languages I think French may be one of them, I'm sure Marguerite and I will manage, one way or another

[DaisyNonna]

Igor, the Jacuzzi is in the old cattle shed if you would like to get warmed through. Marguerite will show you the way.
Tony, the Go Karts are ready in the hay barns if you want some speed. There is a lamp illuminating them.

[tonyav]

Ohhhhh, thanks, Daisy, I feel the need for speed !.

[nungate]

Tony, that cockerel is probably more frightened of you than you are of it you are bigger after all!

[DaisyNonna]

Fine, Tony. No eggs. If he looks askance at you again, just yell "Coq au Vin". Should shut him up.

[tonyav]

nungate, he doesn't look very scared to me !.

I think I will try daisy's suggestion.

[nungate]

Coq au vin? Very appropriate!

[DaisyNonna]

Nungate you are looking quite delightful! I do hope you have no bruises after your not so soft landing. Think perhaps teleporting should be left to others. Excel perhaps?
Have you come across that new drink, Welsh Whisky? Not sure if should be with or without the e.
Could I interest you in a slice of Bara Brith?

[nungate]

I think I could manage a small slice Daisy, though I don't normally eat between meals, it's amazing quite how much I can fit in that reticule, I'm sure it was Excel who gave it to me, it being bigger on the inside and all.
Teleporting is alright I suppose, it's the landings that get you sometimes

[DaisyNonna]

I keep meaning to ask you. How is Igor getting on with his memoirs? Would love to read them. Prepared to pay the going rate.

[Igor61]

Madame Daisy you may read my memoir free when we finish it. Madame has been too busy with other matters to help me with it, but once things have settled down again we will get right back to it