Molly, Lou, Max, Henry
And then there’s Teddy a disputed teeny kitty,
One, two, three and four and five,
they’re so frisky, so alive.
Molly is Nungate’s number one,
Ancient in years so old and so much fun.
Purrs and snuggles on her shoulder,
She‘s getting slow and somewhat older.
She meows for tailcocks from the sink,
Igor scoops it out, for her to drink.
Lou is their number two,
Sex confused, a girl she’ll tell you!
She prances like a little trannie,
Queenie’s Number One? That’s maybe baloney.
She guards the others from above,
and sometimes gives Igor a little shove.
Max is the Tower’s number three,
Queenie’s cat, chubby, plump as one can be.
Always cleaning, always licking,
He tries to run but his paws keep sticking.
He keeps on searching for a volley-vent,
A Scottish feline bon vivant..
Henry, Queenie three, the Castle number four,
always eating, more and more.
Loves to snack on lots of munchies,
Cottage Pie and some ice-cream crunchies.
Begging, pleading, day and nights.
"Give me the Tonedeaf lunchies, or I’ll bite!"
Teddy is The Towers number five,
Disputed ownership, he jumps and takes a dive.
Up Igor’s back, onto Nungate’s shoulder,
hoping he would grab and hold her.
Then He jumps to catch a Minstrel’s fly,
He’s maybe four months old, the Mofc puss pie.
Molly, Lou, Max, Henry,
and there’s Teddy their smallest kitty.
Five, four, three and two and one,
Nungate and Queenie love their cats,
In the Tower they’re so much fun.
Tony’s goats and Daisy’s Eric to rub their tums.