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queenofmean | 21:08 Sat 29th Mar 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight
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I already have one full of piranhas


I know, nungate, the bites are still sore !.
oh! you are good Sir Alec!
Well, I tink I may be on my way, especially with the hour sprung on us tonight.....

Thank you for all and my back aches after the Limbo with....now who was it?

Night.
I could go put on my stillettos for a quick sprint up and down your back DT if it would help iron out the kinks .....

otherwise, good night and sleep well
G'night, DT.
You can borrow mine nungate. I've sharpened the heels specially!
Jaysus, stiletto stilettos !.
that's handy, I'd have to go into the attic to find mine
Can I just say, I don't have a bad back !.
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can borrow my KG's :)
KG's ?.
My studded Doctor Martin's would also do the trick nicely!
Kurt Geiger - shoes Tony, the town's answer to Imelda Marcos should really be Queenofshoes not Queenofmean!
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Mum...I'm not! I think WK is worse than me!
Kurt Geiger, is he German, nungate ?.
WK? Queenie??


I know the name Tony, not personally acquainted with the gentleman
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Wee Karen
Wonder if he invented the Geiger counter.
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I'm 99% certain he is German Tony
okaaaaaay!

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