Mad Over Fifties Club

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and Welcome to this Evening's Mad Over Fifties Club.

Please leave all your coats/bags/capes/brooms/keys etc with our lovely Igor. Please note that they may disappear and appear again in a few weeks! The Tailcock this evening is the Mother's Pride - a potent yet yeasty brew that is most certainly going to bring a smile to your face. On the hot plate this evening is a Warming Beef Stroganoff with piles of hot, fluffy rice and various sides. We also have the usual canopies and Volly Vents and Horses Doovers. On the Pudding Trolley we have a Peach Melba...please help yourselves. Entertainment this evening comes from the Bert Phanackapan and his Calypso and Limbo band (how low can YOU go?) Also for all you lovely ladies we have Ms P Amper doing nails, massages and facials in the parlour next to the Hot Tub and Swimming Pool. Guests are reminded that if they use the conservatory (the spider monkey does love company) they are not under any circumstances to feed the Triffid (the owner of the green hat still has not been found). Bungee will be restored in a matter of weeks, don't enter or throw anything in the moat, the piranhas don't like - and its mating season!

Daisynonna sends her apologies, she may be along later, owing to some family commitments, She has sent Ernie the sea Eagle with a few prize for the ROFL - box of fountain pen ink cartridges (assorted colours), a double barrelled pencil sharpener, 2 sheets of blotting paper 1 Pink, 1 White, and one left handed italic pen (Nungate has dibs)

A warm Welcome awaits those who dare enter these portals. Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Thought so, Queenie, there good at inventing torture devices !.

[DaisyNonna]

That was a bit of a mad flight. Evening everyone, gather I've just missed Dt.
A tailcock, quick! (Please)

[Sir Alec]

Roentgen invented the Geiger counter. Hides smart aleck face in shame........

[queenofmean]

They are actually really comfortable Tony...
Hiya Daisy :)

[tonyav]

Not if someone is walking up and down your back in a pair, nungate lol.

Evening Daisy, you look all of a fluster!.

[nungate]

Hey Daisy, you made it! So glad, have you had an interesting evening then?

[Igor61]

Good evening Madame Daisy, I have your bucket all ready for you

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, Sir A's a clever gal.

[Sir Alec]

Sorry, Daisy, went for another bucket of tailcock and missed your post. Why this flustered apparition of beauty. You look lovely with your face flushed!

[nungate]

Time for the rofl before I forget. Everyone have their ticket ready?

[DaisyNonna]

What a lovely welcome. Did want to join you before carriages. Very quiet evening really, Children went to bed like little lambs. One story for grandson, granddaughter reads her own. The puppy wore herself out greeting me and went to sleep apart from one trip into the garden. Through the cat flap! What happens when she grows too big?

[tonyav]

A bigger cat flap, Daisy !.

[nungate]

Grandchildren and a puppy! Daisy respect! Quite a handful there

[nungate]

OK rofl time.

tonight's winning number is: mauve

and the winning colours:

9
37
25
14
42

Usual drill folks. Collect your prizes from Belle in the vestibule.

..... oh I won the left handed pen! That's handy ...

[DaisyNonna]

You probably saw from my post I have been children sitting. Son and DiL were off to a Scout fund raising quiz. Flew in as soon as I was escorted home.

[tonyav]

Ah, multi tasking, Daisy.

[DaisyNonna]

O good! When I found it I thought of you nun.

[tonyav]

Oh gawd, I've won my own quills still connected to the goose.

[DaisyNonna]

Yes Tony, my speciality. Missed out on dinner though.

[nungate]

I'm sure Igor will be able to rustle something up for you Daisy