Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything!
So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide them all over the Towers.
Queenie sends her regrets, she won't be joining us this evening her dad has taken her to a speedway meeting to cheer her up a bit
The Tailcock for tonight is the "Sunny Evening"
The hot plate special tonight is a Toad in the Hole with onion gravy (Frank the minion went on a toad hunt and every one he caught went into tonight's dish) as always there are the world famous, volly vonts, horses doovers and canopies and on our pudding trolley there we have a tarte tatin with whipped cream.
The Minstrels have got in again and they are already up in the gallery playing their madrigals and toccattas. For members wishing to dance we have engaged the services of the Wilf Bumstead Swing Band and they will be playing down in the Ball Room. All our usual entertainments are available to members, the indoor pool, the bungee, hot tub, and library are all open to members and as we are now into warmer weather and lighter evenings we have opened up te gardens and grounds for members wishing to explore the Towers surroundings, we have even cleared the paths leading down to the beach, and although the water is a tad on the cold side it is still very pleasant to sit and watch the sun set.
For the rofl I offer:
1 defunct washer dryer
1 defunct chest freezer
1 defunct upright freezer (they all died at once)
Packaging from replacement freezer and washer (an expensive week! we may eat again sometime in August)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[nungate]

I'm sure we could fashion some sort of pedal for your return journey Tony, or else we can pack it onto a carriage and ferry you home that way - they can take the scenic route if you like

[lady-janine]

yes please nungate. that would be lovely.

independent cornwall - I've pulled up the drawbridge, manned the barricades and surrounded the place with razor wire. need to keep the restless natives out.

[nungate]

shouldn't that be in Lady J, surely you want to keep the Cornish natives in, and the rest of us out? Will we need passports in future to visit?

[Igor61]

Madame Lady J, your bucket - I may have trouble crossing that razor wire though, very difficult when you are wearing chains.....

[DaisyNonna]

Well. that was fast an furious.
Igor two of your best buckets please. Completely shattered now. Serves me right. Should be growing old gracefully.

[tonyav]

Good idea, nungate. I think I'll take the scenic route.

Daisy, I'm ready now, found some very nice Black patent dancing shoes.
Igor, try not to lose my best boots please.

[tonyav]

Hang on, who did you dance with, Daisy ?.

[Slapshot]

Often read this thread on nights....how strict is the age limits I'm only 47.....;) PS don't believe half the folk in here are over 50..

[Igor61]

Here you go Madame Daisy, please do have a seat and a rest now, Madame always advocates growing old disgracefully - she's trying really hard to achieve that particular goal

[lady-janine]

nungate - i'm not Cornish. just an incomer. i know what i'm saying.

just pour it down this funnel please igor and i'll catch in this bucket.

[tonyav]

Daisy, todays result at Swansea as put us in some trouble.

[tonyav]

Evening slappy, I'm sure madam won't mind you joining the club.

[nungate]

Well Slappy the majority of us are over 50, but we do permit younger ABers in too, I have to let Queenofmean in and she's on 25 (but as she lives here I have no other option but to let her in too)
Care for a bucket of tailcock? Some toad in the hole

[DaisyNonna]

Oh! Thought it was you. So cute, about your height and weight, I did wonder where you found that mask. What colour are your eyes? Nungate!!!!

[lady-janine]

i'm growing old disgracefully. weh hey.

slappy - hi there. you don't look a day over sixty. i'm sure you're welcome.

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[Igor61]

A bad result at Swansea Tony? Madame hasn't been too happy with her team recently. we heard last evening that their former manager passed away yesterday too, he was only 45, so very sad he had cancer

[tonyav]

Yes Igor, Barca are having a bit of a bad spell at the moment. Shame about their old manager, at such a young age to.

[nungate]

Disgracefully is the only way to go!
Whose eyes Daisy?

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, perhaps I will concentrate on the cricket as from now. Am completely gutted by the last few games. The word spineless comes to mind. Or (as I have not seen them play) inept, without skill, useless and overpaid.