Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and Welcome to Mad Over Fifties Club.
Igor is ready and waiting at the door to collect coats, cloaks and brooms for concealment around the Towers, whether or not they will be returned to their owners at the end of the evening remains to be seen.
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Glasto Mud Bath", an earthy brew I have been informed, yet, potent! Come and dip your buckets in the vat and give it a try.......
We have organised a barbecue down on the beach, members can fix up their own favourites be it burgers, hit dogs or ribs, just go and toss something on the grill! The ice cream van has been hired for the evening and is situated down at the beach so just ask Luigi for your hearts desire. For members who do not fancy an evening on the beach we are happy to announce that the running buffet is back, all you have to do is catch it! A selection of volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers can be found in the great hall for members too slow to catch the buffet. Members wishing to dance can do so in the ballroom, where we have the Enrique Postlethwaite Samba band playing for us tonight, and for those of a more cultural bent Professor Humphrey Humphries will be giving a talk on the finer points of iambic pentameter in Shakespearian Tragedy in the library (no I haven't a clue either but it sure sounds good!)
All facilities here at the Towers are available to members with no restrictions (unlike last meeting) so feel free to make use of the extensive
range of facilities we have on offer.
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals



carriages at midnight

[nungate]

May try that tomorrow Tony - what's the score? Mr. N is "reading" Inspector Montalbano on BBC4

[tonyav]

Give it a go tomorrow then, nungate. Hope it cures your internet woes.
It's 1 nil, nungate.

[nungate]

Thanks Tony

[tonyav]

nungate, did that CWGC link that I sent you open on the right page ?.

[nungate]

Yes it did but I didn't fill in the details as someone came in and I had to stop and go do something else, but I have the link and will try again when I have time to myself and no distractions (there's a lot of that about in my life at the moment!)

[tonyav]

Know what you mean about distractions, nungate.

[nungate]

life is full of them around here just now, would quite fancy going off for a nice quiet time somewhere with best beloved if that could be arranged but...

[DTCwordfan]

Distractions - what are they?

[tonyav]

Yep, things get in the way don't they, nungate.

Didn't get to go to Lichfield, bad weather forecast for today. Supposed to be thunder, lightening and rain so didn't go. Guess what no thunder, lightening or rain !.

[nungate]

those annoying things that stop you doing the things you really want to do also known as your time is mine and you aren't having any time to please yourself!

[tonyav]

You know, DT. Things like Pink frilly knickers.

[DTCwordfan]

those are attractions, not distractions, tony.....

[nungate]

That was a bust then Tony!

Pink frilly knickers? Never had any myself so no distraction there then

[tonyav]

Yes, of course they are DT. Should have looked at that from a different angle !.

Yes it was, nungate.

[DTCwordfan]

from underneath perhaps, tony.......

[tonyav]

Mmmmm now theres a thought, DT lol.

[nungate]

keeping schutm!

[tonyav]

Is Queenies young man staying the weekend, nungate.

[nungate]

Sure is. Every weekend! They can't see each other weekdays so it's the weekends, sometimes she's over there and sometimes he's over here!
Ain't love grand?

[tonyav]

Yes it is, nungate. Have you found that hat yet !.