Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Bathsheba]

I'm off now- time to froth the Horlicks. Night all, sleep well xx

[chinadog]

We AMOC's will run amock if they let us out.

[crazycathy2]

ha ha ha - we have been caged too long

while everyone is away shall we tunnel out??? I have a spoon - I know it's plastic but still it's a start

[Prudentia]

but I keep being told it doesn't matter so where does that leave me? no mind , no matter, Bl??dy Brown's behind all this!!!

[doogied]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, I advertise quizzes in aid of our Maud Over 50s Club and you would all fit in perfectly with us every week because this is exactly what goes on at our club!!!!

[chinadog]

I've got a wooden spoon ner ner ner ner ner ner

Nite lady, nite Bath. xxx

[chinadog]

Yeh Browns HUH. Shall we all go on a march wearing our pinnies,rollers and slippers?

[Mamyalynne]

I`ve got a corkscrew anybody gottta gottle

[Bathsheba]

Doogied.....that's how it all started! ....http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puz zles/Question742417.html

[crazycathy2]

who and I repeat who has left a stuffed badger in the lost property room?

There's even a false leg - if no one claims it I vote we try to sell it - anyone know the phone number for the pirates home they always want legs and parrots

Yes it's Brown's fault for sure

else we would be having snowballs and port and lemon and horlicks all for free

[Mamyalynne]

doogied remind me agaain is maud matron ? or is that rule 7 i forget

[chinadog]

We fit the bill then doogied? Theres a fly buzzing around me, ahh just caught it with my tongue

[Mamyalynne]

Badger there you are ((((((hug)))))

[chinadog]

Bags I the snowballs!!

[Mamyalynne]

cathy take take he still bites when startled just like me

sssh don`t tell matron she will have me teeth

[Mamyalynne]

neer mind yer port n limons this cherrybrandish i found undert sink is grand xx

[chinadog]

Aw I wanted to borrow your teef mamy

[chinadog]

and you feelth awready mamy..

[Prudentia]

Brown, we could all march on downing street and rip him limb from limb, but no point, he's already the most detached from reality prime prat, sorry minister in recorded history, my hamster would do a better job

[crazycathy2]

I'm not really allowed here as I was born after 1980 - shush shush but my birth certificate could be wrong??? who knows - none of you were there either

Mamyalynne glad you got united with badger

so what do we do now? shall we all take a turn?