Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[ladyalex]

Have we started ?
The minister's cat is a beautiful cat

[chinadog]

cathy, my friend was 50 yesterday and went to egypt for a week.

[crazycathy2]

I think we should have a sing song -we can just hum as we won't know all the words

can I borrow a comb then I can put some toilet paper over it and play a tune...

[chinadog]

TMC is a China cat

[Bathsheba]

No worries- i've sent word to Gabriel Oak to let us have one of his sheepdogs to round her up x

[chinadog]

OOh I can play a comb and my nose cath

[grasscarp]

I have to say goodnight as I am getting up early tomorrow. will try to get here earlier next week (if the club is not closed down by the authorities by then)

[chinadog]

I hated your soldier boy Bathsheba,not good enough for you You can trust Gab

[Mamyalynne]

the caretaker had a spare key to the handcuffs and i hid the pills under my tongue , have been for a wander in the grounds didnt know we had a water feature or is that slinky again afore she got her cab and wheres me ruddy poodle gone

[ladyalex]

Good night grasscarp, sorry you missed the raffle.
I hope we will be here next week, but she's sent for the mountain rescue now, so who knows where it will all end.

TMC is a dleightful cat

[chinadog]

We'll get a licence by next week grass,nite x

[smouse]

If any one gives it me I shall blow over the top of the win whatsit bottle and make a tune

and who dared to mention sou westers we all know thats not the right answer to anything it was all a plot

did all the members from last week turn up
are we still missing clothes and glasses and doesnt anyone serve drinks still no snowball or port and lemon and have I completely missed the pill round and if so I wont sleep

next week I want better service and a different coloured raffle ticket

[Mamyalynne]

the minishters cat ate my poodle waaaaaw

[Prudentia]

still can't find my mind, think I left it in greggs when I bought a sausage roll.

[Mamyalynne]

night grass ooh grass mountains did we do mountain rescue yet 9 9 9 wheres the ruddy phone gone??

[chinadog]

You sure it was a water feature mamy? or did you make a puddle? TMC's an eloquant cat

[ladyalex]

Well, I have to go to bed now, so I'll just have to let you all carry on or wander about .
I'm not too worried as the search and rescue dogs and the mountain rescue chaps are on their way and I know they will sort everything out.
If I ever regain my ability to type, i will see you all again next week.
G'night all you AMOCs, keep on running. :-))

[crazycathy2]

Prudentia

I just heard - her with the blue rinse and pearls- say mind over matter. I think if you find the matter your mind will be over it. But if not we can help.

[crazycathy2]

Chinadog Eygpt might be closed by the time I'm 50 - everything is closing down fast

[chinadog]

smouse please dont mention glasses.I got in the shower with em still on.