Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[atsgran]

I've got it, taking it to bed with me, has anyone found my vest yet, feeling a bit chilly

[ladyalex]

You have entered the twilight zone that is the Mad Over fifties Club...you are in danger of running AMOC

Time for bed mamyalynne, I'll bring you up some hot milk later

[Mamyalynne]

Iys allowed if they kept knick knacks on rule number ????

[Prudentia]

but I am or was I once 42? anyway who gives a penny poo, I am still alive, or am I , OH sod it I,m going to get my maid to open another bottle!!!

[ladyalex]

Were the police called last week after I went to bed ?
Why didn't someone waken me ? I could have got dressed and out to speak to them in about 2 hours. I do like a man in uniform.....

[Mamyalynne]

something in it wink wink yawn

[Mamyalynne]

shall i call em and do 141 first they might send the riot squad tee hee

[SLINKYKATE]

mam,will you sing to me in bed,makes me sleepy

[ladyalex]

I've got your knicks, mamyalynne, don't worry dear, up the wooden hills now.
Prudentia...send you maid over here we coudl do with someone to help evryone to bed...and there is an awful puddle in the loo. We know who did it but we don't want to upset her by pointing any fingers.

[chinadog]

Hya all, I was'nt at home last week Guess who just had a shower and got in still wearing her specs? No kidding:-(

[Mamyalynne]

9,9,9, now wheres the ruddy phone gone???

[Mamyalynne]

SLINKYKATE what shall i sing i am a trained vocalist

[ladyalex]

This is a general announcement
Can all of the younger members please assemble in the lobby. We need you to restrain Mamyalynne.
All younger members t the lobby now please.
All younger members..............

[Mamyalynne]

youve got my knicks well whose are these i have on , they have a funny y shape on the front, they only appeared after i had paid the window cleaner

[smouse]

Do we have a pilot yet this week cos if not I want to get off this ship
Will someone please put a message for us to be rescued in the win whatsit bottle and throw it in the air

[SLINKYKATE]

sing'i remember it well,did i say sleepy or creepy?

[Mamyalynne]

Not the restraints again please no they do cause chafing and my WD40 has run out

[atsgran]

ok who woke me up with all that singing, and why is a blue light flashing in my bedroom

[Prudentia]

Can't go to bed yet, still lost my mind, last I knew I was just slipping my knickers off, but can't remember where?

[ladyalex]

Oh no! The police have turned up again.......and they're all police women!
At this rate we will be closed down.
Come on folks, don't leave me here on my own with all these lady plods.