Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Jan1957]

Must have dozed off. Have I missed anything?

[Mamyalynne]

Rule 7, rule 7 rule 7 mumble mumble mutter mutter

[SLINKYKATE]

i know what rule one is=you must be here every saturday night at 9pm.
whats rule two,anyone remember?

[atsgran]

Love Gumdrops, but not with WD40. Dont aerate too much Ladyalex, you might catch cold or did you put my vest on

[ladyalex]

I'm still angry with you, atsgran.....pretending not to know rule 7 indeed....but thanks for the use of your vest.

Is anyone going out for chips tonight ?

[atsgran]

I'm sane, should I be in this club? Chip shop hasn't got any tomato sauce this morning do you still want some?

[SLINKYKATE]

could someone lend me their garters so i can go out for chips,my stockings keep falling down

[atsgran]

Mine is on my Zimmer handles, just roll them down it'll be ok it's not too cold, the snow has stopped now

[ladyalex]

You're definitely in, atsgran...anyone who is here and thinks they are sane is definitely a full member...might even be an Associate and therefore running AMOC
Slinkykate, have you got those metal forks warmed up ?

[smouse]

I'll have to resign i think
I dont know any of the rules apart from number one and now dont know what ducolax is
is it something to do with loose ducks

and forget zips I am using velcro

[ladyalex]

You can't resign, smouse. Rule 7 doesn't allow for it. Look at subsection 14 and you'll see.
In any case somebody found your crochet hook and the raffle is about to be pulled.
Has slinkykate come back with those chips yet ?

[Mamyalynne]

going out for chips BUT its dark OOOO

[SLINKYKATE]

i just rolled them down to my ankles,no one will notice,i have a spare rainmate if you want one,it'll keep your nice perm dry

[Mamyalynne]

so i didnt break rule 7 phew was in afore 9pm

[Mamyalynne]

dont draw raffle not got me tickets was on a loo visit and the floor was wet YUK

[atsgran]

Have I got a raffle ticket? think they missed this table,

[SLINKYKATE]

heres the chips

[atsgran]

You missed the pan again then

[ladyalex]

As you very well know, mamyalynne, rule 7 has nothing whatever to do with 9pm.
Don't get me all aereated again. I've lost atsgran's vest and I'll get a chill

[SLINKYKATE]

(stop being so funny you lot,i'm sore with laughing,best club for ages)