Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

That wasnt me i found the 7" stiletto i think (have been using it a doorstop)

[baitress]

Hello your ladyship, who is it you want me to boot?
I can only find my slippers but I've lost the laces to them. Has anybody seen my laces?
They should be kicking around here somewhere.
Hey do you think I just made a joke?

[Mamyalynne]

Wheres Matron`s office again??

[ladyalex]

HAve you seen Matron , baitress ?
If you do, we all want you to boot her.

[atsgran]

I found the boots baitress, but dont know where I put Matron now

[ladyalex]

Never mind, atsgran, we are better off without her.
Have you found the zipper ?

Is smouse in the huff ?

[atsgran]

No cant find anything now, wish I had put my vest on now when I took my Zimmer off

[ladyalex]

I've found your vest..it's here in the living room next to baitress's laces

[SLINKYKATE]

i.m gonna report you lot to matron,you didnt tell me the club was open tonight,atsgran phoned and told me so i had to hurry and get ready,i have my nightgown on under my clothes,or is it on top,anyone got a spare pair of knickers,forgot mine

[atsgran]

What! we're supposed to put knickers on

[ladyalex]

Sorry , slinkykate..there's no need to shout. We'll all have a biscuit when the visitors have gone.

[Mamyalynne]

got some spare bloomers somewhere use em to cover budgies cage at night

[Mamyalynne]

Is there a raffle tonight �

[SLINKYKATE]

somebody has taken the frame off the toilet and its to high for me now,i pee'd the floor

[ladyalex]

Does nobody remember anything here? Rule 7 ALWAYS applies....whether you have knickers with you or not.

[atsgran]

Jings I dont even remember what rule 7 is

[ladyalex]

mamyalynne you are a genius....everyone but you had forgotten the raffle and there's really good prizes tonight. Wincarnis, Dulcolax, Deep heat, and two balls of wool.
Who's got the tickets ?

[SLINKYKATE]

ladyalex will you put they metal comb things in my hair to make it all wavy

[ladyalex]

Don't start with that again, atsgran. We ALL know about rule 7. You just try to torment me by claiming to have forgotten it.
I'm getting all aereated now. I'll have to go and sit by the door until I feel better.
Oh thank goodness, here's the tea.

[Mamyalynne]

Deep Heat goody gumdrops fed up of the WD40 on me knees