Good evening my lady.
Zinfandel? Wasn't he that french comedy actor?
No, that was Fernandel if I recall.What on earth am I talking about. I think it's time for my tablets, if only I could remember where they are.
Yes, knees up may well be quite an appropriate expression.
We're very lucky to have them, they don't turn up for just anyone, you know.
Has anyone found my big scissors ?
No it certainly is not a strip act, Mamyalynne ....this is a respectable club.
valderma and Blodwen are giving a talk entitled 'Chunky knitting for the adventurous' with slides and nibbles.
someone said they had seen a wanted poster of at the police station (or is it a vicious rumour) didnt put a foot wrong from what i remember (which isn`t a lot)
Emma Royds would be a very welcome addition to the club...ask her to apply to baitress with evidence of age and/or madness , in triplicate, of course, original documents ONLY, and he will issue her with her ...something
please can i come in this week I promise to be good, My sister is good,dad always said she was good for nothing so will you pay me to be good. I have some Stones Green Ginger wine is that okay
I thought you were already a full member, Dianne ?
I'll have to consult the Ledger. meanwhile, have a temporary pass and keep it about your person.
Does you sister want to join too ? (We have a black ball system if she is ...difficult)