Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[Mamyalynne]

VD and Bo together what aknees up we will have hey!!!

[baitress]

Good evening my lady.
Zinfandel? Wasn't he that french comedy actor?
No, that was Fernandel if I recall.What on earth am I talking about. I think it's time for my tablets, if only I could remember where they are.

[craft1948]

you've done it again ladyalex...I thought you typed...members minging sessions.....must go to specs wotsits....

[Leo-Bloom]

I only use Rioja to clean the drains too... But I drink it first....

[Mamyalynne]

is it a strip act�

[ladyalex]

Yes, knees up may well be quite an appropriate expression.
We're very lucky to have them, they don't turn up for just anyone, you know.
Has anyone found my big scissors ?

[Prudentia]

Can we bring an old spinster who lives down the lane? She does't go out much, her name is Emma Royds.

[ladyalex]

No it certainly is not a strip act, Mamyalynne ....this is a respectable club.
valderma and Blodwen are giving a talk entitled 'Chunky knitting for the adventurous' with slides and nibbles.

[Mamyalynne]

someone said they had seen a wanted poster of at the police station (or is it a vicious rumour) didnt put a foot wrong from what i remember (which isn`t a lot)

[craft1948]

well my hopes are up for later.....I've just lit the fire

[Mamyalynne]

Oh knitting heck never did retrieve my knit bag from lost property

[ladyalex]

Emma Royds would be a very welcome addition to the club...ask her to apply to baitress with evidence of age and/or madness , in triplicate, of course, original documents ONLY, and he will issue her with her ...something

[ladyalex]

You knitting bag is not there now, mamyalynne, she went home last week.

[Prudentia]

She won't require a seat, she stands a lot!!

[Mamyalynne]

is it like that extreme ironing when you do on mountain tops etc

[Diane1954]

please can i come in this week I promise to be good, My sister is good,dad always said she was good for nothing so will you pay me to be good. I have some Stones Green Ginger wine is that okay

[ladyalex]

Just as well...it can get a bit congested here later.

Craft...I DID type members' mingling sessions.....it's straight to speccy foureyes for you as soon as they open....

[Mamyalynne]

you let me bag out alone at night that could be dangerous

[ladyalex]

I thought you were already a full member, Dianne ?
I'll have to consult the Ledger. meanwhile, have a temporary pass and keep it about your person.
Does you sister want to join too ? (We have a black ball system if she is ...difficult)

[Mamyalynne]

thought you were here last week diane did you get evicted it must have been while i was in the cooler under restraint