Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[Mctavish]

Prudentia - this is the PROPER stuff and very special !!

[Prudentia]

A verruca, its a sort of, well a sort of painful drink , with something added, or is that taken away? I'll ask my maid, if she does't know I'll stop her Horlicks allowance.

[ladyalex]

Why did you put glue in your ear.,Mamyalynne ?

Did you want to make sure yo didn't lose your hearing aid again ?

[Prudentia]

McTavish, I'll have a glass of that then!

[ladyalex]

Are we all here, then ?

[Mamyalynne]

so you couldnt pinch my phone but a nasty lady kept saying "please replace the handset" pah modern technology

[Prudentia]

Well I certainly aren't all therel

[Mamyalynne]

yes miss

[ladyalex]

Well, we can begin mingling now then.

Was it to keep the wax in?
I'm jsut puzzled .....

[craft1948]

I'm virtually there but as I'm still tagged after the last fire..

[Mctavish]

Ready and waiting !!

[ladyalex]

Are we playing tag now ?

Is this your glue ?

http://www.rutlands.co.uk/cgi-bin/psProdDet.cg i/P9415

[Mamyalynne]

not my glue but will try it if no rum left

[Mamyalynne]

where have you mingled off to?

[ladyalex]

Whose glue is it then ?

And I still haven't seen my big scissors...has someone put them away somewhere ?

[Mctavish]

What are we having for nibbles - I'm hungry.

[Diane1954]

matron says you shouldn't leave scissors lying about.You might have someones eye out with them

[ladyalex]

Nuts

[ladyalex]

I need my scissors to cut the glue out

[Diane1954]

i have some chocolate with apricot pieces, the nice man on the market sold me them cheap.They have to be eaten by 03/05/08