Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[Prudentia]

male members lady alex , now you're talking!!!

[ladyalex]

That's right...the Upper Lesser Larger small hall in the basement.

[Mamyalynne]

got me own gottle under me wincey jim jams haha

[Mctavish]

Now Mamy don't get us more confused than we already are - and I was hoping we would see some of the voluntary workers on our way there.

There is just one green left so as a very special favour I'll let you have it - don't tell the others though or they'll all be wanting green ones.

[ladyalex]

Have you checked out the Community Service boys in the Lower Larger Hall...they seem to be geting on quite well with the stripping.
I think they're using a steamer...or possibly some of our older members are in there....

[Mamyalynne]

not the basement its a trick isnt it you just want the make members and the booze to yerself

Mamya sulking now BIG TIME

[Mamyalynne]

ta mctav yummy lucky me

[ladyalex]

You're a pal, McTavish...and they say Scots are meanies...well, not you and that's a fact.
A whole green jelly piece baby all to myself. Now that's generous....to a fault.

[ladyalex]

Quick, quick...now's our chance to lock Mamy in the basement. She's perfectly happy with her green jelly baby..

[Mamyalynne]

wheres the phone i need basement rescue 9 9 9 H E L P

[Mctavish]

Male members ? They've got to be sailors or I'm going home.

[puzzled54]

Can't decide whether to apply to join the mad over 50's club or the indecisive over 50's club. Perhaps i'll leave it for now and join the procrastinating over 50's club - or shall I bother to go for the apathy over 50's club.

[ladyalex]

Were you not bringing the navy ?

[ladyalex]

I'm sorry, puzzled, you sound to be just too sane to join us....have you considered mensa? My sister's a member and I'm sure she could get you in...

[Mctavish]

I'll round a few of my mates up.

[Prudentia]

Like you I used to be undecided but now I'm not so sure!

[ladyalex]

Oh no... not again. She's called the emergency services....mind you, things are looking up, it's the Fire Brigade this week. Hurrah! Bags me first for the fireman's lift.

[Mamyalynne]

puzzled by name puzzled by nature

[Mamyalynne]

hands off theyere mine first pick i called em have they brought a pole for dancing?

[Mctavish]

puzzled54 - I wouldn't bother if I were you - if you weren't mad before you most certainly would be after you joined but they are a smashing crowd.