Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[ladyalex]

Don't let dai fawkes in ..he's very bossy and grumpy

[crazycathy2]

mamy wake up yolur pizza is falling off your lap

How many of those pills you put in her tea???

[Mamyalynne]

i ash called mounties alreddy no?

[Mamyalynne]

is it bbonfire night already or do i need more meds

[ladyalex]

Oh I hope you have called the mounties.....all those jhodpurs and lanyards.....and jingling spurs.
Time for bed now mamy...up the wooden hills ... you wouldn't be able for a mounty in your state now. We'll save one for you for next week

[Mamyalynne]

have we a smoking shelter here am gaspin

[Mamyalynne]

can i have a bounty as well as a mounty


now where is that cat puss pusss tibbles

[crazycathy2]

Luckily we have enough pizzas the amount of people mamy has rung bless her - she does like inviting people over to boost the numbers of the club

[Mamyalynne]

♥♥♥ thanksh for a loverly night

[craft1948]

night ladyalex..........thanks for inviting us round again..........

[Mamyalynne]

cathy thought theyd all gone and left me have saved up a prop forward in the understairs cupboard

they think i take my pills but i dont

[bensmum]

I think I sat on your cat mamy :(

[crazycathy2]

mamyalynne I know what do you think I put in my brownies?????

Yep a prop forward will soon be bending over backwards - well someone has to do up our shoes don't they???

Let's see if there's any voddy and pernod left

I hope we don't have to put the chairs away again or sweep up

[Mamyalynne]

crikey did he still have my purse akways keep it in the kitty GULP

[ladyalex]

Well it's off to bed for me too.
Thanks for droping in and see you all next week.
(As we're all friends now I think you can all call me alex now.)
Night night, alex

[Mamyalynne]

oooh voddy pernod a bit of vimto makes a decent jellybean cocktail slurp lead me to it

[Mamyalynne]

night alex hic have you heard about tibbles bless disappeared up the back passage

[crazycathy2]

Nite Alex

Mamyalynne can I have one or 2 even of those jellybean cocktails?

I could dip my pizza in it - the edges have gone a bit hard

[Mamyalynne]

nowt worse than a hard crust would you like one of my laxatives too cant be too careful with all this rich food and drink


heres your drink sorry its in a specimen dish they seem to have confiscated the glasses after the debacle last time

[crazycathy2]

it's that matron she has no sense of humour - I mean can we help it if the glasses ahve minds of their own? No we can't.

actually if you don't mind I think I'll pour me drink into one of those bag things and hook it up and drink it through the intraveous drip thingeys