Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[crazycathy2]

nite ladies - go straight home - well as straight as you can that is

[atsgran]

It's my zimmer that staggers - not me

[Mamyalynne]

same old excuses is there any grog left and not that horlicky thing yuk

[atsgran]

I left some on the kitchen worktop for you, think it was the Pernod, enjoy but try and not cause any bother tonight

[craft1948]

hello ladies..........sorry I'm late..........I've been playing touch rugger................what?

[crazycathy2]

come on mama let you and me go for a drink and take a few of those rugby players with us we might need them to carry our things what with you winning 7 raffle prizes and not even paying for your tickets....

We can stop off at the chip shop too

[Jan1957]

Good job you weren't here craft. Shocking behaviour tonight. Fighting over the men. Wait till ladyalex gets back!

[craft1948]

I ducked out actually.....they'd have sent me for the bloody chips again.....

[crazycathy2]

Jan our behaviour was good what you mean? We were worse last week

At least we haven't been locked up this week.....

[bensmum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CStfT8gCrjM

[ladyalex]

Hello again, everyone...I'm back with a smile on my face and slightly wrinkled tights...my rugby player has left the building but assures me he will be back next week.
Are there any chips left and did I get my gherkin this week ?

[ladyalex]

Where di you find that old video of me, bensmum ?

[Jan1957]

Lol bensmum. Was that the video of the last club outing?

[crazycathy2]

Craft only just arrived with the chips so plenty left

and your gherkin yes I think Mama has it in her knitting bag for safe keeping

and the police weren't called so all in all we've been good

[ladyalex]

Thank you for looking after evrything, and everyone, specially mamyalynne....has sombody escorted her home and tucked her in ?

[Jan1957]

I think she's gone clubbing with atsgran.

[craft1948]

last time I saw her she was with 2 very large men and mumbling about a 'ruck'....

[ladyalex]

rucking again.....I don't know and with my gherkin in her bag too....

[crazycathy2]

No atsgran went home with Slinky ,mama is having a little drink to steady her nerves - we ran out of her little green pills I think she fed them to the cat next door.

ladyalex have you seen matron cos she was shouting earlier but we hid

[bensmum]

Nowt like a good ruck now is there?