Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[SLINKYKATE]

is it raining out there,wheres my rainmate

[Prudentia]

Actually Lady Alex , my roast duck puts gordon ramsay to shame, succulent, juicy and tender, and just that little bit pink!!!

[atsgran]

I'm with the rugby players just now, and yes we are all huddled up, oop I mean they are all huddled up, are the chips here yet?

[bensmum]

I caught one!

[Mamyalynne]

whats with the tea urn didn`t the brewery delivery my order that party seven will only go so far and its hissing now


Do we need the bomb squad now wheres the phone

9 9 9

[Jan1957]

Put him down bensmum. You remember what happened last time. We can't have that scandal in the club again!!

[bensmum]

That's the problem mama - I couldn't remember what to do with him :(

[crazycathy2]

mamyalynne - how have you wasted your noney you haven't paid for your tickets???

Take a few more pills - and what or rather who have you got undernearth your coat with you??? have you grown an extra set of legs? Please don't say you've kidanapped the bus conductor again? We had enough trouble last time when you drove the bus

No wonder Prudentia has to have a private bus stop

[atsgran]

Slinky are you going for the chips? your rainmate and wellies are in the toilets, oh somebody has used you wellies, dont leave them in there if you want to keep, them dry think the ceiling must be leaking or something

[Mamyalynne]

I ordered kebab am sure or think i did has anyone seen tibbles

puss puss puss

[ladyalex]

Sounds like Prudentia has won the raffle this week then...her ticket is pink....didn't think Gordon did much cooking, though.

Get that phone away from mamyalynne right now.

[Mamyalynne]

wet loo floor and slinky connection again see told ya

[Mamyalynne]

pru had ticket number duck am sure , more voddy pleeeeeeese

[stompe]

Sorry Im not Old Enough! {:(

[SLINKYKATE]

i keep getting sent for chips,anyone got a loan of a pair of garters my stockings are to big

[atsgran]

Can somebody check my raffle tickets for me, I have to go now, my Pernod and blackcurrant is shouting for me, and is it ok if I keep these rugby players till next week , I've grown quite fond of them

[Jan1957]

Who said Kate looks like Norah Batty. Take them off Kate you can carry the chips back in them. Can I have a jumbo sausage with mine please?

[atsgran]

Just a minute, my number was pink, hope I dont need to get the police involved this week again

[SLINKYKATE]

that nice rugby player and i are sharing his gum shield,it tastes like whiskey

[smouse]

Flipping heck I was late sorry
Now I will have to wade through it all but am appalled that the committee arent here - not as I know who they are
can rule 7 just be abandoned
have I missed the chips
I was sure I was winning the tombola this week
and if I dont get my crochet hook back soon there will be trouble
ovaltine later please