Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[atsgran]

I still havent found my vest since 2 weeks ago, or was it three, can I exercise in my bra and bloomers?

[Mamyalynne]

OOOh we will look just like the cheeky girls haha

[Prudentia]

It just ran over my foot!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Pru is zinfandel a new haemmo er hemma er hammo er PILE cream �

[crazycathy2]

Shall we have some nice ambulance men too???

We've had the police and firemen last few weeks we should try for a hat trick this week what do you think????

Now who has the bandages to tie them up? You got any extra strong wool in your knitting bag?

atsgran you can frisk them as you're on the door

anyone not wanting to join in can knit those shreddies like those grannies on the tv advert

[Mamyalynne]

I could knit you a string vest , has anyone seen my knitting bag??

[bensmum]

I have an inflatable zimmer frame, handy for those tricky corners. And could I have horlicks please as I don't like tea?

[Diane1954]

but the important thing is are we having fish and chips again later cos I didnt get scraps last week.As a founder member i think i should get scrapped


sorry scraps

[Mamyalynne]

I tried for the coastguard too but they said we were too far inland whatever difference that makes!!!

[Jan1957]

Well if it's not exercise class I will get dressed. Has anyone seen my pink spandex catsuit?

[atsgran]

ooooooooo just love frisking, (how do you do it again?)

[Mamyalynne]

what about kebabs for a change not too much chilli sauce for me tho plays havoc with my.....

[Mamyalynne]

I see what you are up to can`t find my phone again am nnot defeated at all i know a bit of semaphore

[atsgran]

Dont tell Jan1957, but I'm trying her catsuit on, cant seem to get it over my bum, oops. just ripped it, anyone got needle and thread?

[crazycathy2]

it is an exercise class we are exercising our tongues

we can't do too much at once

who is going to the fish and chip shop

the man in there loves us -

who wants some raffle tickets lots of prices

I don't understand about the coastguard either - he is supposed to rescue people in danger near water - we have a sink and a tea urn - water in both and he wants to look at the stream od liquid on the floor....

[Rosetta]

does anyone fancy a wee nip of whisky in their tea?

Has anyone seen my crochet hook.?

Oh dear, I am so sorry I forgot I put it on your chair , I hope it hasn't done any lasting damage

[Mamyalynne]

loo floor is always wet and its usuallt slinkykate at fault


I could stitch the cat suit my sewing kit is in my knit bag now where the ****** is it

[Mamyalynne]

cathy 5 tickets please but can i pay next week have left my purse in the cats basket

[Jan1957]

Whisky for me please Rosetta. Now where is that catsuit. I'm sure I left it in the ladies loo.

[Rosetta]

Pass your cup Jan< I've had some disapproving from some