Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[crazycathy2]

Hear that ladies rule 7 been abolished - now if only we knew what rule 7 was we could repeatedly use it

[SLINKYKATE]

carrot 99 i brought some donuts for a cuppa after,ALSO something for the rafflebaby wipes and a magnifying glass

[atsgran]

Rosetta, why is one Blue and one Pink?

[bensmum]

Forgot my Tena lady and my specs so I will try not to disgrace myself

[Prudentia]

Rule seven states that as of 41 bc there can be no rule seven.

[Mamyalynne]

all my raffle tickets were number green last week are you sure its not a fix.

What was rule 7 anyway I try to ask matron but can`t find her.

[Rosetta]

ooops, I had hoped nobody would notice

[baitress]

Good evening my lady. Has anyone been detailed to get the booze in?
I am still busy sorting out the entry forms . Some applicants seem to have registered half a dozen times.
Do you want me to black ball them or is that rude?

[crazycathy2]

calm down mamyalynn calm down you've not missed the bobbies they never arrive til after you have - funny that...

you find your knitting bag yet?

Slinkey we're selling lots more raffle tickets than usual must be cos of the magnifying glass....

ladyalex wants her scissors back but I think they are in the raffle don't tell her though

[burnhal]

Hi all....... i have arrived...........now if I could just remember why I came...................

[Mamyalynne]

I got spare pack of Tena plus if anyone caught short.

[burnhal]

s'alright....got a pair of Billy Connoly type incontinence pants

[Jan1957]

Why am I the only one in vest and bloomers. Did you all forget it was exercise class tonight?

[atsgran]

That is quite rude baitress, I got a couple a cans of Lager,do you think thats enough,

[Mamyalynne]

Haven`t noticed my knitting bag had gone when was that?? Kids never seemed to appreciate the lovely sweaters anyway (whats wrong with one arm longer than the other)??

[wallacia]

thank you ladyalex,sounds like a good place to be!

[Prudentia]

I have a cellar full of really good wines but after a couple of bottles of beringer zinfandel with my roast lamb I have no idea where it is.

[SLINKYKATE]

i like your rara skirt mama it matches mine,do you like my blouse,i tied it in a knot to look sexy for the firemen

[Mamyalynne]

I`ve rolled a party seven down the lane , hope its not too fizzy LOL Hic

[crazycathy2]

Jan we do the exercise later when the men in uniform come and our eyes come out on stalks -

are you sure they are your bloomers? they look abit like mine?

Come on own up who has put water and tea bags in the raffle drum and why are my raffle tickets in the tea urn????