Mad Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...

[atsgran]

The nurse wouldn't let me out last week, so I missed the Club so could I have first pick to claim, and could you let me know if somebody is in yet and if they have any spare glasses

[ladyalex]

I think it's first come, first served, atsgran.
Hand you documents in and take your pick.
Mostly tenors left now, the basses went like hot cakes last week.

[sleekit-kate]

well well you lot i'm early for once,have you a telly in here ,i would like to see b g t i brought my hearing aide,i pint milk,chocolate buttons and some irn brew,are you's in for a treat tonight

[bensmum]

I've got my documents!! I've been certified - is that what you mean? Can I have a chorister? A big, burly one with muscular thighs. Ooops too much information

[ladyalex]

Irn Bru? Haven't seen that for years. Come in, sit down, hand over the stash!

[atsgran]

Found my glasses, form filled in, will he be ok in the cupboard until closing time, as I don't want him cramping my style incase those lifeguards come back

[ladyalex]

bensmum, you'll have to ask the appropriate person. Whoever they are....I think they might be in the Big Lounge.
Has anyone ever found my big scissors ?

[sleekit-kate]

lady alex where can i put my poodle,dont let mama get him she thinks its her dog.

[ladyalex]

I think you'll be safe tonight....don't think mamya can make it (presumably a week-long hangover after last week)...so your poodle can have the run of the clubhouse. Is he the lovely pink one ?

[sleekit-kate]

your big scissors are in the garden.i was cutting some rhubarb.crazycathy said they were good for the bowels

[ladyalex]

Would he like a haircut ?

[atsgran]

Who's selling the raffle tickets tonight? Some good prizes this week, wouldn't mind the steradent or Blue rinse

[ladyalex]

At last, my big scissors, I've been looking for them for 3 weeks.
Now, where's the poodle that wanted a trim ?

[ladyalex]

There's the usual Deep Heat and packet of Tenas too. It's a really good raffle tonight.
Tickets will be on sale sometime..............

[sleekit-kate]

he is just out of the beauty parlour with me ,lookaliky,i see you have a nice flowery rainmate in the raffle,i'll keep my eye on that

[ladyalex]

I could give both of you a trim.....just a little tidy up at the back, perhaps and a mullet for the poodle

[sleekit-kate]

where is everyone have they gone on holiday,when is our bus trip to blackpool,i'll pay another�1 tonight and i need a receipt

[ladyalex]

I think they must all be on hols.
Didn't we decide on the nuddy beach at brighton ?
And...er.....I don't know where the money is...or the receipt books.....

[atsgran]

I've been knitting like mad all week and now have 2 thongs finished, hope to have one for everybody before our trip to - was it Blackpool, does anyone want a bikini top to match cause you'll have to put your order in quickly

[atsgran]

Oh right, is it the nuddy beach or will I keep knitting?