Mad Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...

[ladyalex]

I think you should keep knitting.
If we do go to the nuddy beach we will need string bags for our binoculars and cameras.
Where's the poodle needing a haircut ?

[Prudentia]

Do we have to go to the muddy beach at Brighton? I've got my new stillo's on, but forgot my reading glasses.

[atsgran]

I've never been to Brighton, do you need glasses to go on beach?

[ladyalex]

We're not going yet, Prudentia. It's still at the planning stage and, er, the money we've save for it seems to be missing.
As are several members this week. Not that I'm pointing fingers....

Here, poodle, here poodle, come and get your mullet...

[Prudentia]

Yes, very large one's and several bottles of Lindemans bin 65 chardonnay

[ladyalex]

It's obligatory, atsgran.
They don't let you on the nuddy beach wihout your glasses. It's a classy place, brighton, they don't let you drink from the bottle on their nuddy beach.

[atsgran]

Is it ok if its plastic ones, the nursing home wont let me have glass ones, and Lady have you seen the queue of dogs outside, you're going to be busy

[Jan1957]

Hello everyone, sorry I'm late. Had to bring the hubby with me. He's a bit forgetful so I'll tie him to the radiator in case he wanders off.

Oh dear, where is he? I'm sure he was on the other end of this piece of string! If anyone sees him let me know. I'm off to the kitchen to get some of that irn brew to go with my vodka.

[ladyalex]

Has somebody taken my big scissors again ?

Are they plastic bifocals ?

[Prudentia]

Sorry Jan he's in my drawer's, seems to be searching for something, Oh thank god it's the gin bottle!

[MsEVP]

Hi Mad Ones:

Will have to pop in again a bit later on. Getting ready now `cos Clint (Eastwood) is coming around to pick me up for a nite on the town at 9.


























Well, that`s MY fantasy!

[atsgran]

Jan1957's hubby took them, think he's attending to the dogs outside, did no one tell him its haircuts they are waiting for, and who gave him my Pernod

[ladyalex]

Gin and Irn Bru..yummy..can I have a large one ? atsgran has the glasses, they're bifocals.


There seems to be a man in a string vest trying to climb out of the kitchen window. ...or is he trying to climb in ?
Catch him quick! he's got my big scissors

[Jan1957]

Sorry Pru, he has this habit of rummaging in other people's drawers. Just give him a gin and settle him in the corner.

[ladyalex]

Irn Bru and Pernod...now there's a drink that would warm my cockles.

Tell Jan's husband he can keep the scissors if he gives all the dogs a trim. Charge them for it and then we can replace the money for out trip ..
Who is the raffle ?

[atsgran]

Sorry, but until I get my Pernod back you'll all have to wait for bifocals, gee string and scissors - what is he doing to those dogs!

[ladyalex]

I think your Pernod is under the sink, atsgran.

There are a lot of bottles there.
And they all look very interesting.

Is it time for our tea and biscuit yet ?
Can I have the hobnob ?

[atsgran]

oops sorry I was so long with bifocals, I was in the cupboard, is my hair and lipstick ok..... thats it all tidied, right who's for pernod and blackcurrant, or would you rather have tea and biscuits

[Prudentia]

can I bring some new guests, emma royds and betty turts, nice girls but not too sociable