Mad Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...

[grasscarp]

well done Kate. you are the first non committe member to get a prize

[ladyalex]

The world is all going wrong. Only committee members are allowed to buy pink tickets.
OOps, forgot, Sleekit Kate is on the committee. Forget I spoke.

[atsgran]

Think matron was last seen with the rugby players, or was it the firemen or choir members, can't remember now but she had had a few pernods as well, maybe she'll turn up next week. Maybe the number for the steradent was BLUE after all, need to go to toilet, could somebody keep an eye on my ticket

[sleekit-kate]

ATSGRAN-your very nifty with they needles,will you pierce my belly button for the noodie beach,i found an earing in the toilet

[ladyalex]

The committee has decided that , although this is an unprecedented situation the steradent has been won by ticket number...BLUE !


Well, no one seems to be claiming it, so we will pick again.
And this time it is ticket number......
PINK!
And now the raffle is over until next week when we will have the usual alluring range of prizes.
Thank you .

[atsgran]

If you can find my needles and glasses I'll pierce anything you want. but you know that this will start a trend, any everybody will want piercings everywhere

[sleekit-kate]

lady alex my cousin and his friends are popping in later to say hello,they are forestry workers,you aught to see their axes,phewwww.

[atsgran]

Wait a minute, I was in the toilet, awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

[ladyalex]

timberrrrr

[grasscarp]

Ladyalex. I have to go - the care home have sent someone to pick me up. hope to be back next week. bye all.

[ladyalex]

Now now atsgran, don't be a bad loser. We cannot all win the raffle, it is a game of chance.

[Meg]

Good idea, he's in bed now, shall go and rub in a bit of deep heat and then some super glue, WEYHEE!!!!!

[ladyalex]

Rotten lousy care home staff. No stamina.
Lovely to see you again, look forward to seeing you again next week, grasscarp.
Don't forget your tablecloths .

[ladyalex]

be careful with the superglue, Miss Meg. You might get stuck on him.

[sleekit-kate]

could grasscarp only get a 2hr. pass,shame.so i made vodka,perod ,gin and whiskey ice lollies ,i put them in the freezer,taste this pernod one it is yummy

[atsgran]

But that was my chance, who covered my ticket with their eye anyway, bet it was that Kate, think she wanted the steradent for herself.

[ladyalex]

you're a pal, kate. I love lollies. Slurp slurp.
When are these lumberjacks coming ?
Do they have harnesses as well as axes ?
And hard hats ?
And bulging pec ?
And check shirts?
OOOh I need more ice lollies, this one has completely melted.

[sleekit-kate]

atsgran i took 4 steradent out of the tube,here?

[Meg]

Nurses are telling me I've had enough, tee hee super glue under pllow!!

[ladyalex]

Had enough what?

Be careful withthat superglue, you'll have us all of a doodah