Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[Mctavish]

Hi Dot welcome to the mad house

[Meg]

Where is the naughty box? Who is in there?

[Mamyalynne]

maybe not but very needy of a mop and bucket

[Mctavish]

Can't quite work that one out miss meg and don't know why i was naughty - seems to be constant traffic thru it

[Prudentia]

Happy night on here so far, I need to slope off to bed now, a very long day, my maid is fast asleep and I mustn't disturb her, night all, hope god willing to be up to the muster tomorrow for all the GK crosswords, my heartfelt love to you all, Prudentia, JJ missing your contributions.

[caththecrazy]

Ok mamyalynne ok

What happened to the horlicks? Things are really slipping in here

[Mctavish]

I will probably be sent again saying that

[Mamyalynne]

night night pru


cathy why horlicks when there are still jellybean cocktails in the vat

[Mctavish]

Would you like some bournvita cath ?

[Mctavish]

nite nite pru see u tomorrow with me xwords

[caththecrazy]

well I've been asking for a jellybean coc ktail since the poodle drunk mine but my glass is still empty - well my plastic beaker - I'm not allowed glass since the incident with in the canoe

[Prudentia]

look forward to it McT, goodnight

[sleekit-kate]

i am all dishevelled ,someone took my tesco trolley down to the fernery and the dog ran loose,my lovely purple wellies are all gooey,i need a drink,i have palpitations

[Mamyalynne]

here have a bit of rescue remedy and voddy

[caththecrazy]

the poodle is still here I've blown him up and he's as right as new and looking very dandy

the tesco trolley well we had to put one of the dears in it and trundled her out to the bus

[sleekit-kate]

thanks mamya,crazycathy was playing hide and seek with a member of the congregation

[Meg]

Kate, keeep away from the fernery, there are some very silly men in there. I have your tesco troley, missed the bus and need it to get me home, wil you push??

[dot.haukes]

Not sure that i fit in here, i thought I was over 50 and i was positive I was mad but you lot are definately on another planet, i need more practise before i feel i can join this elete group of abers

[caththecrazy]

slinky we were hiding from the vicar

[Mamyalynne]

dot loosen up have a drink i feel you will fit in just fine don`t be shy