Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[Mamyalynne]

such ingratitude and this is purely an honar ann honno an hunar oh blast an unpaid position.........

the winning colours are

37
44
16
81

[mrs.chappie]

Somebody has stolen the toilet seat. I have spoken to the policeman but all he can tell us is that he's got nothing to go on.

[Meg]

If I don't win a decent prize I'm not comng again. I mean to the raffle!

[Mamyalynne]

think its the shortahe of men thats caused this unrest someone nip out to flag down a coach or summat

[Naomicorlett]

I am SO suprised ....I won all the raffle prizes. Thank you madam acting unpaid chair lady person.

[Meg]

Mrs C, the policeman has lost the plot, don't trust him.

[Mamyalynne]

well as raffle prizes appear to have been claimed we must leaflet the village for donations for future draws there are some titled people out there

[Mamyalynne]

thats where we got the peter greg vino from hic and very nice too

[Prudentia]

I am glad there is a shortage of men, who wants those serial a**ses who sit around, watching boring football, swigging lager till they can't stand and never wash-up and expect their meals to be served up on time to order. I for one can do without them.

[Mctavish]

I was hoping there would be some raffle tickets left but I can't see how all the raffle tickets could be number colours - wot are they and why did Naomicorlette win all the prizes - not fair !!

[Meg]

I flagged down a coach, he was returning from his rugby training, any bids for him?

[Naomicorlett]

Seeing as how I won



3 yards of pink knicker elastic

a pair of fishnet support knee highs

a Toblerone (dated 2004)

a recipe book circa 1945


I am prepared to donate the toblerone to next week's raffle so as not to appear greedy. OH ! sorry I have eaten it already .

[Mamyalynne]

Mct i think there has been some sculldiggery but am hooked up to my pernod drip now so cannot chase her and she is younger than i

[Mamyalynne]

may your t***s be pyramid shaped

[caththecrazy]

No it's a free for all we can't pay for the coach driver or the passengers - we put them in the cupboard under the stairs and keep them for a week or two

Mamyalynne where are the hairnets this week?

[Naomicorlett]

Sorry mactavish but you can't just turn up at 22.06 and winge about the raffle. Where were you when we were cleaning all the puddles from the floor !!?

[Mamyalynne]

a donation from each member each week would make sense

[Mamyalynne]

hairnets why does the home brew need straining again i did see some pigeons in the loft space

[caththecrazy]

But I donated a half eaten box of chocalates where did they go?

[Meg]

Sorry Cathy, I snaffled them.