Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Mamyalynne]

think we are in bother did anyone see you bring the camel through customs ??

[ladyalex]

I thought it was a camel in the aga, but perhaps it was a frog....

[Mamyalynne]

oooh lala

[atsgran]

Oh mamy I had him in my bag, hope no one finds out it was me that brought him in, but I think its ok, he has a licence to run amok,

[Mamyalynne]

that will learn him not to mess with our foliage

[ladyalex]

Oh no...now there are some vans pulling up outside with Customs and Revenue outside.
Do you think we can convince them that we are all MPs, so they cannot touch us ?

[Mamyalynne]

oh hes legal thats ok he will find somewhere to rest, maybe get a job in the circus

[Naomicorlett]

Ah well I am feeling almost normal now the special meds must be wearing off ...I am going to untie my vodka soaked thumbs and wend my weary way up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire.

[Mamyalynne]

they will ba after frenchy as the camel is ligit say we never saw him

[Mamyalynne]

night naomi take care at least not locked in this week

matron♥

[Jan1957]

I've found by bag but it's full of (hic) camel dung! I can't wear these hot (hic) pants now. Can anyone lend me (hic) something to wear? My legs don't seem to be working... Perhaps if I have another (hic) drink it will help.

[atsgran]

I am an MP lady, so I'll just go out and speak to them, we should be ok, my expenses for the club have only been for �365,00.00 this month, so I am still within my budget

[ladyalex]

Night night Naomi
See you next week.
If you win anything in the raffle, I'll take it.

[Naomicorlett]

Night Ni...If i win the raffle I will collect my prize next week...Do you want me to get the pink raffle tickets for next week that "she who must be obeyed" told us to get??

[Naomicorlett]

OH sorry your highness ship didn't see you there.

[ladyalex]

Well done, your honourableness, atsgran.
But you really must try to spend more on your second, third and fourth moats and duck houses. You're letting the side down with only �365,000.00p.
I want you to promise me to try to get it up to at least �500,000,000.00 by next Thursday.

[atsgran]

No problem, need to go to Harrods on Monday for toilet rolls, that should do it

[Jan1957]

That last vodka has made me feel much better. Let's all dance on the tables. Look I can do the can can. Da da dada de da da da dada....

[ladyalex]

Matron!
Medication needed!
Now!
The frenchmen have emerged.....

[Mamyalynne]

oh came over all queasy and had a lie down in orangery till i heard shouting and someone falling off a table


is all well