Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Jan1957]

They're not policemen mamya. There my friends I invited from the local bondage society. Can't you tell, it's the fluffy pink handcuffs that give it away.

[Mamyalynne]

mmmmm arrrrr grrrrrr

[atsgran]

Is there any home made Pernod left, think I left my glass in the cupboard under the stairs - yes I did, can I also keep the tenor I found lurking in the cupboard, he must have been there for 3 weeks, yee ha see you all later

[Meg]

That camel has taken my spare knickers and is chewing them. What am I going to do if I wet myself?

[ladyalex]

Sit on his hump until you are dry. That will sort him.
What about some vodka ?
And is anyone making the jellybean cocktails ?

[Mamyalynne]

ppph pahhhh purrrf that got the gag out

tenas are in drawer in hallstand

[atsgran]

Miss meg, I'll knit you another pair, do you like thongs?

[Mamyalynne]

cocktails are in the washing up bowl by the aga

[Prudentia]

In gave up on knickers years ago, much better without.

[ladyalex]

Thanks mamy...I'm on my way .
Anyone else want a cocktail ?

[Meg]

atsgran, thank you but thongs disappear up my bum and are very uncomfortable. Could you knit me something more traditional, preferably in the vodka based wool?

[Mctavish]

Please Matron may i be excused tonite 'cos I've got some unexpected visitors .

[atsgran]

I need the vodka wool, but I could lend you a knitting needle. Lady can I have cocktail, a purple one to go with my new hair do, not one of you even mentioned it

[ladyalex]

There's a very strong smell coming from the aga.
Has atsgran been here with the camel ?
Cocktails are really good , though.
Pernod and bailleys is exceptional.

[Meg]

Mctavish, just be extremely rude to your visitors, they'll soon go. That's what I do.

[atsgran]

Oh dear, did I put that in the aga instead of on the plant, must look for my proper glasses

[ladyalex]

I'll bring you a bailleys and blackcurrant, atsgran, that should go with your hair perfectly.....or would you prefer a Blue Bols and orange ? Sometimes a contrast can be better than a bad match .
What did you do with the camel, by the way ? He's not in the aga is he ? There is an awful smell in here.

Are we having another outing tonight ?

[Jan1957]

Your hair looks lovely atsgran. No one's noticed my new blue rinse either. Obviously all got the wrong glasses on. Now where's that vodka gone. Has miss meg taken the lot?

[Mctavish]

OK miss meg I'll give it a go and hopefully will join you later - keep me some jellybean cocktail please .

[Jan1957]

Has mamya got the handcuffs off yet? If not, I have a spare key. It's one of these on this keyring. Oh dear, I can't remember which one.