Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Naomicorlett]

Nee Nah Nee Nah here comes the pleece.

[atsgran]

If its the outside hall, it's just upstairs, and if its the inside hall, it's out the front door on the right

[Prudentia]

I rang 999 and a woman said 'which service please' I said evensong, the prat hung up, where do they get these people from

[Naomicorlett]

Oh I am mortified ....I have been castigated by Ladyalex AND Mamya .....I am very chastened and will sit quietly in the corner of the inside upper lower best room and pick my face pack off.

[ladyalex]

Well, grey this week, but i must insist on a return to pink very soon. You know we cannot be doing with change.
Do we have to provide our own cotton wool and headbands for the demos ? Or will the nice girls lend us theirs ? I don't have any , so will have to improvise

[Meg]

Bagsy some home made Vodka!!

[sleekit-kate]

sorry i'm late,cant find the b$oody dog,he collapsed last week,had to put corn plasters on him.i brought some 3711 perfume for the raffle,i've had it for 22 years and havent used it yet.

[ladyalex]

3711???
I haven't had that for years.....bags I win that in the raffle.
If you've never had it, think Chanel no 69 only much much older.

Why are all these police ladies here ?

[Mamyalynne]

dog as per usual is in lost prop do you not read the lists tut tut

oops some men in blue are attempting to cuff me, wasting pleese time they say

HELP

[atsgran]

Just checked on the camel, anybody got any shovels?

[ladyalex]

It will never get better if you pick it, naomi.
Come back into the body of the hall and deal with the police ladies.

[Mamyalynne]

put some on the aspidistra atsgran

[Jan1957]

Here miss meg, have a bottle. I've got plenty to spare. For some reason none of my neighbours want any after my last party. I let their husbands out after two days as well. Don't know what all the fuss was about!

[alexanderd]

has anyone got a black crayon? Expenses forms (redacted) need to be in by midnight next week

[Naomicorlett]

Police ladies all gone now ...I told them that the beauty ladies were only doing civilians tonight.

[ladyalex]

Can I have a duck on expenses, please ?
With plum sauce if possible .

[atsgran]

Explained to those nice men mama, and they say as long as you take your medicine they will leave you in our capable somethings, we'll look after you

[Naomicorlett]

Ummm has anyone seen Mamya?? she seems to have left the building.

[Meg]

Thanks Jan, good heavens to Mergatroyd, that's potent, I love it!!

[ladyalex]

Well, that's got rid of the law between us then.....
Can I have some vodka ? When I was away for two weeks treatm........err....holiday, no alcohol was allowed so I am a bit thirsty.