Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Jan1957]

Did someone mention a droopy aspidistra? I have some viagra if needed.

[atsgran]

Been on holiday for 2 weeks, am a bit late cause I forgot where club was (who keeps moving it anyway) here now - brought a camel back for raffle ( hope matron allows it)

[Mamyalynne]

Raffle tickets are number grey this week colours will be selected later, prizes include

3 bars lavender soap
pair of purple bedsocks
half pack of scented drawer liners
and naomis kindly donated used biro


any other donations gladly received

[Naomicorlett]

The vicar said he would prob drop in later , he has guest staying with him ( a foreign gentleman , I think )

[Prudentia]

are we really going clubbing, I've got my best club out of the closet who are we going to smack then, do hope its gordon brown

[Naomicorlett]

Open season on any MP. Claim forms for expences available from MO50C office.

[Mamyalynne]

a camel for the raffle not sure really. tie him up outside iwth naomis thumbs


is the vicars guest a frenchman ?

[alexanderd]

so thats where my bedsocks went she said the cat had eaten them

[Prudentia]

never trust a frenchman, they pee everywhere.

[Mamyalynne]

i thought we could ambush some lads coming out of the pub and drag em back, maybe being a bit over confident tho

[Naomicorlett]

Who said the cat had eaten them ?? I didn't say it !!
Went out for lunch and on the specials board was EATON MESS .I said that it was spelt wrong and they said NO because it would be eaten. ;o)

[Meg]

I'm here now, sorry I'm late, couldn't get my dentures in.

[Mamyalynne]

bickering already girls please have another drink hic

i am knitting some biscuits they may not be ready tonight im afraid

frenchy peeing aha that could explain the poorly plant

[Naomicorlett]

The vicar's guest might be French .
MM are you sure they are your dentures and not the pair you got from the jumble last week?

[Jan1957]

Who's eaten the cat? Oh dear I've got the wrong glasses on. Everything is blurred.

[Mamyalynne]

hi meg better late than never are your sure they are yours as i got the mugs mixed up late last saturday _ sorry

[atsgran]

Mama is it chocolate wool, cause I cant find mine, it was in my knitting bag along with the brandy snap wool do you have it as well

[puzzled54]

I'm here too, can't remember why I'm late tho. Was I here last week?

[Mamyalynne]

atsgran no my wool is caramel and vanilla will check the cupboard for yours

[Naomicorlett]

Oh Mamya can you call last weeks register please and next weeks as well. We can do this weeks next month .