ladyalex will be along after she and his lordship have finished their post prandial tipples
lost property this week includes:
a french phrase book
a vicars collar
a pink parasol from tossa somewhere
a policemans truncheon
and the usual rather deflated poodle (think RSPCA may need to be informed)
have arranged for some girls from the beauty college to come and give advice in skincare for the mature and they may offer some facials too, so stay sober until they have gone or they will be after the pernod
Do you fullfil they following citeria?
1 ) Are you over 50?----------------------- Y/N
2 ) Are you mad?-----------------------------Y/N
3 ) Are you sure you wan't to join ?------Y/N