Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Mamyalynne]

Ooh sorry am late again milady just back from tattoo parlour have had rule 7 done on my errrr......

[Mamyalynne]

have some spider plant cuttings potted up for raffle prizes and amultipack of marmite crisps minus one bag as they repeated on me terribly

[Nannyjillx2]

Can I join the club? I am mad and over 50 and I am part of ALL circumstances but alas I have no tatoo.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Nannyjillx2. You sound as though you might raise the tone here.
It is quite unnecessary to have a tattoo.
Some members just show off.

[ladyalex]

Hello mamya and thanks ever so much for the raffle prizes.
i have brought some lavender bags from the manor and half a packet of pipe cleaners. (I've finally managed to give up.)

I'm not so sure about the spiders, though...won't Alfie eat them ?

[Nannyjillx2]

I think I am tone deaf though but never mind. I will sing quietly.

What do we do in this club?

Mamyalyne didn't the spiders mind you taking their plant cuttings?

[Mamyalynne]

no they are hand reared and know mamya loves them so are happy for me to cull a few there are so many

[ladyalex]

Are Humphrey and Ellie OK ?
Please, hush hush Nannyjillx, or at least sing lower.....we may still have some male voice choir members in the understairs cupboard and they can get a bit shirty if anyone else sings....

[Jan1957]

Good evening all. I have bought a half eaten bag of toffees for the raffle. They kept sticking to my teeth so I'm not eating any more. Is there any entertainment tonight?

[ladyalex]

Well, I have tried to book the first aid ladies to tell us all about piggy flu, but they called off due to illness.....
Perhaps some of our members could play the piano in the big lounge ?

[Mamyalynne]

Humph and Ellie are fed watered and tethered to the gazebo all is well



♪ I talk to the tress thats why they put me away♪

[Jan1957]

I can't play the piano I'm afraid. Will the spoons do?

[Mamyalynne]

Have we any musical members ? what a hoot

[Meg]

I'm a bit ashamed to enter after the havoc that was caused when I was momentarily left in charge last week. Milady, please accept my apologies. I did not violate rule 7. Please don't tell me my membership has been cancelled, it would be the last straw after the week I've had.

[atsgran]

Good morning everyone, could someone help me get the Sat Nav off my zimmer, last time I left it on and someone put it in the raffle. I've brought some stitches and holes from my knitting for the raffle

[Mamyalynne]

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[Nannyjillx2]

I'll play the piano. What does he like to play? Who are Ellie and Humprey?

I once pulled a crown out chewing on a minto and I went to the dentist with the minto still attached to the crown and you know the dentist fixed the crown back but I never saw the minto again.

[Mamyalynne]

oooh miss.meg had a bad week ? Id better get the cocktails started up

[ladyalex]

Miss Meg I am so glad to see you.
I am happy to draw a vei over most of last week's proceedings...except of course for the re-instatement of rule 7.

Spoons are a bit common, Jan, but as a founder member I'm sure we can allow them...as long as they are silver.

[Mamyalynne]

Ellie is out beautiful effalump and Humph is our camel they are very well behaved and i have Algie an agouti