Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Meg]

Has anyone feed and watered Humphrey and Ellie? Before we get carried away with the dancers there is an awful pong coming from the conservatory.

[Mamyalynne]

have you seen my new uniform

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandise r/19902.jpg

[atsgran]

I have my torch with me Lady, but please please dont venture to the Dark side cause the dancing is about to start, who is that with the shawl and clogs?? Oh she's really good, look at the feet work - BRILLIANT!

[ladyalex]

I think Matron is slipping out of her uniform into her dancing outfit.....

[Mamyalynne]

i have already fed and watered all livestock and made cocktails and mopped the loos again and tidied up lost property and and

[Meg]

mamayalynne, I've never seen you look as fetching.

[Nannyjillx2]

Bob the Knob I wasn't talking about you I meant that unkool clone of a klown. I remember you and you have a dog? I used to post on here a few months ago but stopped.

[ladyalex]

My goodness.
I don't thinkI've ever seen anything like that inthe who;e of my life. It has been a sheltered one, I admit, but even so. That Matron is really kickin'

[ladyalex]

mamya...you are just wonderful.
What would we do without you.
I think we should give you a medal.

[Mamyalynne]

HELP tripped over a very large silellagh get help or a large drink


wheres the phone gone

[Jan1957]

Did someone mention men's thighs? I see Knobby has popped in. When he's finished the fuse do you think I could borrow him. I have a few odd jobs at home I need a man for.

[atsgran]

Really enjoyed the dancing, I'm off under the stairs now as I've volunteered to rub them down now, could someone bring my cocktail in to me as I'm going to be busy

[Mamyalynne]

can i borrow someones zimmer the show must go on diddly dee♫

[Mamyalynne]

i will endeavour to fashion a shamfock on each cocktail as a tribute just hope alfie isnt partial to a bit of greenery

[ladyalex]

Up you get, mamya. Come and have a seat in the lower lesser corridor until you feel better.

Jan...Bob is quite busy enough here

Atsgran...don't be too long with the bhoys, I think there may be others who would like to help rubbing their thighs.

[atsgran]

Forgot to ask what your tattoo was mamy eh Matron, and are you ok after falling over that shel she sh thing that was lying on the floor

[Meg]

atsgran, cocktail on it's way!!

[ladyalex]

atsgran's zimmer is inthe hallway. I'm sure you can borrow that, she'll be a while rubbing and rubbing

[Nannyjillx2]

Miss Meg I don't think it is safe to even acknowledge those from the home of the bewildered they sound unhinged. I think you should take the ellie home with you and he can stamp on them.

[ladyalex]

Have those thugs got in again ?
Where are they ?

If we cannot find them and eject them we may have to evacuate......