After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7. Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.
I didn't think Alfie was a thief, Mamya, just thought he might have got a bit peckish and eaten the Pernod biscuits, stitches, lavender bags, pipe cleaners and potted spiders...
But now I am sure it was a thug.
Thank you for calling the police. Are they here yet ?
Mamy how many cocktails have you have, you know you have to watch, as you get a bit bolshie when you've had too many, and if that wee polis man comes back - what was his name - ah Duress, the one you were under the last time well who knows where you might end up
Empty out your handbag mamya and we'll have the raffle.
Is it nearly bedtime ?
Can I have some medication ?
Or at least a Pernod and Bailleys ?
Please..............pretty please..........pretty please with molasses ........
Is my zimmer in your bag as well, I really need to go home now. (wish I could remember where I live) see you all next week and take care of MY dancers please
I think we should check those men really are policemen they may have uniforms and warrant cards and helllllllo truncheons but how do we know they aren't in disguise? We should share them or at least frisk them?
If we are frisking then I'll wait a wee while, my zimmer is still missing. I'll have another cocktail please, and did you say number pink lady for first raffle prize, what is it anyway