Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[alexanderd]

forgot to tell you all, my octopus died last week( sob sob boo hoo) I think it wasthat left-over cake I gave it. Anyway every cloud has a silver lining and we all had a leg for lunch.

[Mamyalynne]

HELP can anyone hear me am locked in garden shed the latch has jammed dont let my chips go cold you could pass them thru the broken window wahhh and a drinky pleeessshh

[ladyalex]

On my way. mamya.

Is Alfie OK ?

I've got a straw so that you can suck your drink through the window....

[alexanderd]

what were you doing out there Mamyalynne and where have all the policemen gone?

[ladyalex]

soo sorry to hear about your pussy, alexanderd....have you buried the beaky bit in the garden ? Or did you give it to one of your servants ?

[Meg]

Soz, nipped out for a ciggie, met a gentleman in a dog collar, you won't believe what he suggested!!! Have I missed anything?

[alexanderd]

beaky bit? I thought my leg was abit tough

[ladyalex]

Nothing much...but can you give me a hand getting matron out of the potting shed ?
perhaps if we got some butter from the kitchen she would find it easier to slip out of the window.

[ladyalex]

Oh gross, you haven't eaten the beaky bit yourself, have you alexanderd ? It's really only fit for the ancient retainers and other peasants.....silver cutlery just won't go through it....

[Mamyalynne]

was looking for the big scissors and plant pots

have managed to squeeze through a gap in the planking must get bobknoboddjob to fix it

[Mamyalynne]

is beaky here out the group oooh i loved their xanadu

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm afraid I have to go to bed now folks....thanks for all the fun. i think tonight's was a vintage one.

Night night :-))

[Meg]

Soz, have the potting shed key in my pocket. Forgot why it was a jolly jape to lock her in. Sorry Mamaylynne.

[alexanderd]

well I was going to give it to my faithful manservant but he ran off with a chambermaid so I guess he wasnt so faitfull at all

[alexanderd]

night night Ladyalex sweet dreams

[tamborine]

bobknoboddjob is re-aligning his toggle.....best to phone for appointment 'cause he's much in demand.

[Nannyjillx2]

The pot plants in the shed look much bigger than that picture though.

Can I have chips too?

There's a man outside waving a flag. I thought the policeman's beard was false and I tugged it just a bit then a bit more and he started screaming but I can't speak his language but it sounded like arrrgh arh oooooii oucch. Anyway he must like me he's given me a bracelet for both hadns and it meets in the middle and he's taking me for a ride in his car and I may be staying out over night in his cell - I think that is a new fangled word for house. Yipeeeeeeeeee

[Nannyjillx2]

Sorry to hear about the octypus must have been so expensive when he needed new shoes though. Word of advice don't buy a millipede next.

[Mamyalynne]

night milady will make sure secure and locked up



oooh think i have some cuff keys in my bag hang on nanny

[Nannyjillx2]

Mamyalynne it wasn't my fault the beard does look false I only tugged it a bit.

Goodnight myladyalex. I hope the old retainers have turned down the sheets.