Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Mamyalynne]

good idea and we can attach the drinks carrier to ellie they will let an elephant in as shes all decked out in glitter and sequins

[pinktwink]

evening all how dy mamya whats happening tonight then??

[Mamyalynne]

oh see i said the young uns would troll up late well weve had coastguards and poleeses and potplants or plantpots and i have a new pet called alfie (hes an agouti) dont tell my bro he will think ive blown em


did you have a good night out?

[Nannyjillx2]

Mamyalynne are we taking Archie with us?Pinktwinkare you coming too? We're going dancing but we're taking our own drink as it is too expensive to buy.

[pinktwink]

had great night and yes naany count me in theres plenty of energy in us young uns.
mamya wheres them coastguards!!!! you are well due a visit to yur bro

[Mamyalynne]

well pink will get us into most places as shes well known for her nocturnal activiites but dont know who archie is


ive got my alfie if that helps are we ready ive got me rara skirt on

[Nannyjillx2]

I think archie is his brother or he could be one of the policemen I don't know I'm mad.

[Mamyalynne]

ooops hang on better put a top on too LOL dont want over exposure

[pinktwink]

hey mamya go au naturale let it all hang out and chill !!!!

[Mamyalynne]

pink coasties sailed off into blue yonder as did bobaknobajobby chap these men have no staying power

[Nannyjillx2]

We didn't need them really as they just wanted to drink the cocktails and eat the vodka buns.

[pinktwink]

wouldnt mind being a sailor and finding a man in every port!!!

[Mamyalynne]

oooh theres a riot van outside who called them wasnt me they can be nasty maybe they got wrong address and are looking for the bewildered home?

[Nannyjillx2]

I like a bit of lemon in my port but I can see where you're coming from pinktwink.

They're coming to take me away hay hay they're coming to take me away.

[pinktwink]

send them over to CB they are badly needed

[Nannyjillx2]

Don't be fooled I think it is those in the bewildered home who have hi jacked the riot van.

[Mamyalynne]

went over earlier oooh they were rude yes will redirect them to the chavvybank

[Mamyalynne]

cant have an odd numbered page her ladyship will have a fit of the vapours

[Jan1957]

I may have to report this to ladyalex. After hours drinking in the club. Ok if you give me a vodka I won't say anything.

[pinktwink]

wheres the reatt of the gang gone??? them old uns are really showing their age