Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Nannyjillx2]

Excuse myladyalex your highness

But there appears to be a green mist appearing from behind that door.

[tamborine]

Hi all.....just dropped in to complain of the 'space cakes' I won last week in your raffle. My OH ate them and slept all week! The poor dog hasn't been walked and the lawn is overgrown.

I have 4 left - can I exchange them for another prize?

[Mamyalynne]

tambo no exchanges am sorry


and sedation is ready for the tired and weary


bobbyknobs has sent a message from the bank to ask indulgence to become a member?

[ladyalex]

That's just Humphrey I think, nannyjillx......sometimes his food doesn't agree with him.


Tamborine...I won some pernod biscuits this week and would be willing to swop. His lordship has been doing quite a bit of shouting at the traffic again this week, so i could do with them for him.....we don't have the problems of dog-walking and lwn-mowing that you do as we have ancient retainers for all that menial stuff. They adore us, simply adore us and just refuse to have their wages increased.....

[Mamyalynne]

speaking of wages milady i dont like to bring up the coarse subject of ready casg but.......

[tamborine]

thanx ladyalex....would love the swap but please dont feed the space cakes to your pets - you could get 'nicked'!

[ladyalex]

Oh it's quite all right, mamya..just pay me at my usual rates.....�250 per hour plus expenses, I think it was....my rates don't go up until tomorrow.
:-))

[ladyalex]

Tamborine..I can assure you that under no circumstances could lordalex be described as a pet.

[Nannyjillx2]

Ohh I see well that is ok I thought it was aliens about to burst through.

So what happens to all the coast guards and policemen do we get to take them home? Like in a goodie bag?

[tamborine]

ladyalex....they're quite tasty; I wonder how you got them for your raffle?

Any of your members been to Amsterdam recently?

[ladyalex]

atsgran baked them for us...she's a marvellous baker..she made vodka rolls last week. She can knit too. We think she is a closet member of the WI (or WRI if she's scottish), but no one likes to ask her for fear of embarassing her,

[Mamyalynne]

all in the cupboard under the stairs in case we need them next week

unless the chief constable gets involved again

[ladyalex]

I think we managed to cancel the policemen and the coastguards ran back to their hut.
There are still some Irish dancing bhoys in the understairs cupboard, though....perhaps you could bag up one or two of them....

[Bob-the-Knob]

Oh ferk it I give up.

I cant keep up with you lot and being on chatterbank as well

[ladyalex]

Welcome back mamya...and my money ????

[Mamyalynne]

atsgran and i are member of KKA a sort of freemasons for knitters

i even knit a couple of bottles of Bolly this week as a wedding gift

[Jan1957]

Can I have some of those spacecakes. They're lovely dunked in your vodka. Is it time for medication yet?

Mamya, mamya, where's my medication?

[Nannyjillx2]

I'll just take 2 then and I'll bring them back next week if I remember. I'm not sure how I got here in teh first place.

Bob has given up - typical man. We were too much for him.

[Mamyalynne]

well actually milady as i am in your employ i rather thought that well er oh never mind, will go and do his ludships cocoa


Hiya bobbyknobs

[tamborine]

better check atsgran's attic.......see if its got any pot plants?