Mad Over 50's Club

[Meg]

The club is now open.

As Matron and her Ladyship are away on urgent business I have been given the honour of unlocking the premises.

All appears to be in order but would the member who stuck chewing gum to the banister please not do it again.

[slinky.kate]

hellooooo is there anyone there?am i first in for a change.

[Meg]

As usual there will be a raffle later. Matron should be back in time to officiate.

The Chief Constable has offered to come and give a talk on making unnecessary calls to the emergency services. I'm sure some members will find this of value.

[Meg]

Good evening Kate, I'm sure the others will be along shortly. Have you brought anything for the raffle?

[tamborine]

I just popped me foot up on't bannister to scrape gum off my shoe - slipped and fell on knobby. He's just sorting himself.

[Prudentia]

I'm here, I think, therefore I am, or do I? is it saturday or am I sleepwalking in sainbsbury's answers please on a postcard to Gordon Brown, 10 downing street. Please no difficult questions about anything!

[Meg]

Please use the metal grating outside for the scrapping of shoes.

[craft1948]

hello Pru.......trust you are still keeping "tidy"......

[slinky.kate]

are we swimming tonight,i found a mankini in my sons drawer and i can wear a vest underneath to cover my boobs,i brought in some condensed milk its been in the cupboard since the war,and pipe cleaners for the old clay pipes,i've given up smoking.

[tamborine]

the grating has gone to the scrap man.....and he gave me sixpence - he said I was very kind for sewing a button on his flies.

[slinky.kate]

hello pru. where have you been,i have missed you,have you been ill?

[slinky.kate]

who is doing the drinks,can i have a tequila sunrise

[Meg]

Kate, I'd forgotten about the swimming. Did Ladyalex say we could go? I thought she was a bit iffy about it.

[Meg]

Drinks will be along shortly, I appear to have mislaid the key to the cocktail cabinet.

[tamborine]

help..... horse drawn cart of 4 men outside asking if we could sew their buttons on.

It's worth sixpence each - lets do it?

[Meg]

Tambo, if I try to sew any buttons on I will do some one a mischief.

Cocktail bar open, Ellie was sitting on the key.

[slinky.kate]

theres a lovely man at the door,he said he's an organist and come to practice,lady alex invited him,his name is alain,he is french,i love playing with organs shall i let him in miss meg,

[baitress]

anyone found tampering with the drinks cabinet or the raffle prizes will receive a yellow card, second offences will incur a red card and withdrawal of membership.
You have been warned.Roger

[Meg]

I'm not sure, her ladyship never mentioned it. I think we should have a drink first. Does sound like fun though.

Was yours a tequila sunrise?

[tamborine]

I cant turn away 2shillings....be back soon.

[Meg]

Remember your thimble!!