There is a bag of mints that somebody has sucked, a wooden leg and a policeman's note book in the lost property cupboard. I think we may have to use them for the raffle.
Hello everyone. Glad to see that the club is up and running despite my indisposition.
I most certainly have not invited a Frenchman.....remove him immediately from the premises.
I do , however, have something for the raffle....a packet of boracic lint and a tube of anusol cream.
Well done Miss Meg.
Mi'lady, matron, I have done my best. Membership tonight has been very low. Of the guests who arrived one went swimming and one was last seen with 4 gentlemen on a horse and cart.
Well at least I managed the locks and alarms and now the Chief Constable is escorting me home.
Whey hey, don't policemen look young now? At least some good has come out of it!!!
Once again, thank you Miss Meg.
I think everyone must be in foreign climes on holiday.
I'm not sure that swimming is allowed by the constitution, but I shall certainly be passing on the bingo idea to the committee with my recommendation.
I think we should call it 'Housey Housey' though.
Hi, hope the raffle hasn't been drawn yet, I've been busy knitting Pernod biscuits and had to wait till they were ready, then I couldn't find my rainmate but here now
Had not thought of that, Miss Meg.
I think I prefer to think of them as being on holiday.
Chinadoll, you may certainly join the waiting list for membership...however, if you can provide sufficient evidence of madness, you can join immediately, providing the membership secretary approves your application. A large drink often works wonders........
In my weakened state, I am unable to draw the raffle tonight. Will Matron be in later ? If not, I think that the job will fall to Slinky