Mad Over 50's Club

[Meg]

The club is now open.

As Matron and her Ladyship are away on urgent business I have been given the honour of unlocking the premises.

All appears to be in order but would the member who stuck chewing gum to the banister please not do it again.

[slinky.kate]

i'd love a drink,whats in the raffle tonight

[Meg]

Donations of prizes have been very thin tonight.

There is a bag of mints that somebody has sucked, a wooden leg and a policeman's note book in the lost property cupboard. I think we may have to use them for the raffle.

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone. Glad to see that the club is up and running despite my indisposition.
I most certainly have not invited a Frenchman.....remove him immediately from the premises.
I do , however, have something for the raffle....a packet of boracic lint and a tube of anusol cream.
Well done Miss Meg.

[Meg]

Mi'lady, matron, I have done my best. Membership tonight has been very low. Of the guests who arrived one went swimming and one was last seen with 4 gentlemen on a horse and cart.

Well at least I managed the locks and alarms and now the Chief Constable is escorting me home.

Whey hey, don't policemen look young now? At least some good has come out of it!!!

[Meg]

MI'lady, so glad to see you. I have been flummoxed.

[weeal]

lol whats this, and is there bingo?

[Meg]

A good suggestion Weeal, I shall forward it to the committee. I love bingo!!

[slinky.kate]

everyone is walking about willy nilly and i cant find anyone to talk to,i have been sitting here quiet in this wee corner on my own

[ladyalex]

Once again, thank you Miss Meg.
I think everyone must be in foreign climes on holiday.
I'm not sure that swimming is allowed by the constitution, but I shall certainly be passing on the bingo idea to the committee with my recommendation.
I think we should call it 'Housey Housey' though.

[Meg]

Kate, come out of your corner, must admit I fell asleep in the cupboard under the sink, if the bewildered lot turn up we must have our wits about us!!

[China Doll]

Can I put my name down for membership in twenty years time? :c)

[Meg]

Milady, forgive me for questioning you but I think it is more likely they have been put in secure units!!

[atsgran]

Hi, hope the raffle hasn't been drawn yet, I've been busy knitting Pernod biscuits and had to wait till they were ready, then I couldn't find my rainmate but here now

[slinky.kate]

i love housey housey,we could have some nice prizes,

[Meg]

China doll, application form in post. It takes us 20 years to sort the clerical stuff out!!

[ladyalex]

Had not thought of that, Miss Meg.
I think I prefer to think of them as being on holiday.

Chinadoll, you may certainly join the waiting list for membership...however, if you can provide sufficient evidence of madness, you can join immediately, providing the membership secretary approves your application. A large drink often works wonders........
In my weakened state, I am unable to draw the raffle tonight. Will Matron be in later ? If not, I think that the job will fall to Slinky

[Meg]

atsgran, please give me a pernod biscuit, if I'm in charge of the raffle, can't cope. Ladyalex, help!!

[atsgran]

Has someone taken ellie and hump for a walk tonight?

[slinky.kate]

your ladyship i would be delighted to help you

[weeal]

I must confess Ive sneaked in 6 years early but am so nosey and could smell the pernod biscuits