Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[pericat]

I fell over a tray of cocktails earlier while trying to retrieve a singing cat in the bush and knocked myself out - is there a first aid kit here mamya

[Mamyalynne]

Oh we have everything here which bit is hurting do i need to put a line in?

[pericat]

Ah sure why not and stitch my head up oh and any good with cats tails ?

[Mamyalynne]

never done a catstail but will give it a go actually its a long time since i did any minor surgery just lie still ` want more pernod`?


Ready................ here we go (Mamya closes her eyes)

[Mamyalynne]

where did she go , was it that scary???

[pericat]

Mamya I don't appreciate a cats tail being sown to my head - who do you think I am Daniel boone ? Where is my hat modelling career going to go now?

[Mamyalynne]

OOps well i can remove it just lie still here we go.........................

[pericat]

How long will it take for my hair to grow back ? And will it always be this colour ? When will everyone stop laughing at me ? Will I be able to play the piano ?

[Mamyalynne]

cannot have an odd number page her ladyship will have a fit of the vapours so will have a sweep up and get rid of all these `e`s and dropped stitches and starts and and and ..........huff

[Mamyalynne]

pericat you may be ginger for a while but that will sort however you may have to move to the viola

[pericat]

That's ok then - I'm off to witness protection - you may see me again or it may not be me or you may hear a wail every first Monday that falls on a Tuesday - either way remember me the way I was - farewell

[Mamyalynne]

I have a picture in my mind take care my lil cat mine own creation

[Mamyalynne]

each day that has a y in it i will howl at the moon for all the wrongs done to pericats of the past

[N0BB0]

Ello knobbys bark

[Mamyalynne]

odd number page alert

will dust the skirting boards that petal missed

[Jan1957]

Saw the lights on as I passed so popped in again. The nightclub was very boring tonight. Any cocktails left?

[Mamyalynne]

you have a bark would you like some cough mix?

[Mamyalynne]

ooh jan glad to see you yes plenty afermentin away here

[N0BB0]

Why thank you mamm I would love some oral treatment

[Jan1957]

I hope her ladyship doesn't mind us drinking after hours. Mind you I won't tell her if you don't. Can't have her worrying about the rules again.